Monday, November 19, 2012

 Geele Kagaz Ki Tarah Hai Zindgi Apni,
Koi Likhta Bhi Nahi Koi Jalata Bhi Nahi.
Is Kadar Akele Ho Gaye Hai Hum Ajkal,
Koi Satata Bhi Nahi Koi Manata Bhi Nahi.
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What To Do When It Feels
What To Do When It Does Not Heals
Every Sweet Moment Of Life It Steals
But Heart Has Only Love Where It Deals.

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 Everyone In Your Life
Will Hurt You Sooner Or Later.
But You Will Have To Decide.
What Is More Important?
The Pain Or The Person...??

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A Lovely Fact:
Nobody In The World
Can Have A Crystal Clear Heart
Because Everyone's Heart
Has Some Scratches Scribbled By Their Dear Ones.
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Gam Na Kar Hum Teri Rah Me Nahi Ayenge,
Agar Aa Bhi Gaye To Tujhse Nazrne Nahi Milayenge,
Jab Hoga Tujhe Apni Galti Ka Ehsas Tab Tak Hum Kisi Aur Ke Ho Jayenge.
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Break My Heart
Destroy My Soul
And
Leave Me Crying
I'd Still Love You
And
I Won't Expect You To
Love Me In Return...

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 I Will Remember Him
Not
As The One Who Broke My Heart
But
As The One Who Taught Me
How
To Live With Broken Heart
Still..
Love You Swt Heart.

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Love Hurts When You Breakup With Someone.
Hurts Even More When Someone Breaks Up With You
But Love Hurts The Most,
When The Person You Love
Has No Idea How You Feel.

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Most Touching Lines Said By A True Lover To His Love While Break Up...
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"Chal-chal Hurrr..."

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 Dil Mera Churaya Q Jab Ye Dil Todana Hi Tha,
Hamse Dil Lagaya Q Hamse Mu Modna Hi Tha,
Y Did U Break My Hart, Y Did U Fall In Love, Y Did U Go........
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 Touching Lines 4m Separated Lovers:
"I Didnt Run Away 4m Yu;i Just Walkd Slowly & It Seems That U Didnt Care Enough 2stop Me"

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Words From A Lover 4 His Love After His Breakup:
Please Do Not Turn Back N Face Me Once More..
I Dnt Have Another Heart 2 Lose.! :-( 4 Me
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Please Break Up With Me On A Rainy Day,
And Meet Me Under A Tree.
So When It Hurts And I Can Not Breath,
You'll Hear The Rain Not Me.

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Lines By A Guy When His Girl Break Up With Him:
"I Am "Mad" For Her But Why I Am Not "Made" For Her....
Have A Nice Day...

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I Heard Someone Whisper Ur Name, But When I Turned Around To C Who It Was,
I Notice I Was Alone, Then I Realize It Was My Heart Telling Me That.

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Once A Guy Who Recently Had A Breakoff With Her Girl Friend
Was Asked ....Hav U Left Ur Girl Friend Or She Left U???
He Smiled And Answered..
L0ve Left Us!!!

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An Inspiring Fact:
.
"If You Can Still Smile
When U R Completely Broken Up,
Then
There Can B Nothing That Can Break U Next Time!"
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I Woke Up This Morning
Just Befo' The Break Of Day.
I Was Bitter, Blue And Black, Lawd.
There Ain't Nothing Else To Say.

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When 2 Ppl In Love Gets Seperated They Cant B Frends As They
Have Hurted Each Other,cnt B Enemies As They Once Loved Each Other.
D Only Thing They Can Is Most Familiar Strangers.
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 "If My Luv Fails I Wont Die 4 Her" Bcoz She Might Get A Boy Again
But My Mom Wont Get A Son Like Me Again....!!!"

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 A Man May Or May Not Be Happy When He-she Win's One's Mind.
But He Must Be Happy When Win's One's Trust.
Trust Is The Zenith Of All Relation.

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 Staying Far Never Breaks Relation,
Staying Near Never Builds Relation,
It's A Link Between Hearts,
Which Never Allows Us To Forget Each Other.!!

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 Touching Lines From A Broken Heart: In My Dreams She Is Mine....
But In My Life She Is A Dream.....

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The Most Beautiful Words
By A Wounded Heart
"I Never Stopped Loving You,
I Just Stopped Showing It"…

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If You Broke Heart Any One.
One Day Your Own Heart Will
Broke Some One.
Than You Know The Pain Of
Broke Heart.

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I Get So Emotional When Your Not Around..
I Think The Emotion Is Called Happiness.

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 The Only Thing Worse Than Being Alone, Is Being With You.

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 Arz Kiya Hai...
"Ek Bewafa Ko Na Aye Hamari Wafa Ka Yaqeen"
"Ek Bewafa Ko Na Aye Hamari Wafa Ka Yaqeen"
Humne Kaha Hum Mar Jayengy,
Aur Uss Ne Kaha..
"Ameen"

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Do Pal Ki Zindgani Yahi Bit Jayegi,
Har Kali Raat Ke Baad Nayi Subah Aayegi,
Agar Khas Logo Ki Yaad Satayegi To,
Kasam Se Apki Yaad Sabse Pahle Aayegi.

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Friday, November 9, 2012

 Love Marriages Are Never Success
Cuz They Never Had A Pain
Marriages Are Made In Heaven
Thats True! Cuz I Had Failed.

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Yaaron Yeh Duniya Hai Bedardo Ki,
Yaha Har Roz Chhupana Padta Hai,
Dil Mein Hai Lakhon Zakhm Fir Bhi ,
Mehfil Mein Toh Muskurana Padta Hai...

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Phir Bewafa Ko Dost Bana Baithe,
Uski Sadgi Se Fareb Kha Baithe,
Pathoron Se Hai Apna Rishta Purana,
Phir Bhi Shishe Ka Ghar Bana Baithe....
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Kareeb Rehne Ki Chah Toh Hume Bhi Thi,
Par Na Jane Kyun Faasle Hi Darmiyan Aaye,
Marz Ki Dawa Toh Le Lete Hum Bhi,
Par Na Jane Kyun Zakhm Nazar Hi Nahi Aaye.....

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Kisi Ko Mil Jati Hai Rangeen Bahare,
Kisi Ko Chaman Bhi Nahi Milta,
Kisi Ki Kabar Par Banta Hai Tajmahal,
Kisi Ko Kafan Bhi Nahi Milta......

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 Vishwas Banke Log Zindagi Main Aatey Hai
Khwab Banke Aankhon Main Samaa Jaatey Hai
Pehle Yakeen Dilate Hai Ki Woh Hamare Hai
Phir Na Jaane Kyu Badal Jaatey Hai.

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 Waqt K Is Mod Pe Aisa Waqt Aaya Hai
Zakham Dil Ka Zuban Pe Aaya Hai
Nahi Roye The Jo Kabi Kanto Ki Chubn Se
Use Aaj Phulo Ki Khusbu Ne Rulaya Hai.

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 Apni To Mohabbat Ki Bas Itni Kahani Hai,
Tooti Hui Kashti Hai Tehhra Hua Pani Hai,
Ek Phool Kitabon Me Dam Tor Chuka Hai,
Kuch Yaad Nahi Aata, Yeh Kiski Nishani Hai.

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Chup Hontho Ki Juban Ye Ansoo Hote Hain
Jo Chup Rahte Hain Fir Bhi Behte Hain
Aur In Aasuon Ki Kismat To Dekhiye
Ye Unke Liye Behte Hain Jo In Ankhon Mein Rehte Hain.

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Kadam Kadam Pe Baharon Ne Saath Chhoda,
Zaroorat Padne Par Yaaron Ne Saath Chhoda,
Vaada Kiya Sitaron Ne Saath Dene Ka,
Subah Hone Par Sitaron Ne Bhi Saath Choda.

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Zara Si Zindgi Hai Arman Bahot Hai,
Hmdrd Nhi Koi Par Insan Bahot Hai,
Dil Ka Drd Sunaye Kisko,
Jo Shaks Dil K Qareeb Hai Wo Anjan Bahot Hai!

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Geele Kagaz Ki Tarah Hai Zindgi Apni,
Koi Likhta Bhi Nahi Koi Jalata Bhi Nahi.
Is Kadar Akele Ho Gaye Hai Hum Ajkal,
Koi Satata Bhi Nahi Koi Manata Bhi Nahi.

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 What To Do When It Feels
What To Do When It Does Not Heals
Every Sweet Moment Of Life It Steals
But Heart Has Only Love Where It Deals.

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 Everyone In Your Life
Will Hurt You Sooner Or Later.
But You Will Have To Decide.
What Is More Important?
The Pain Or The Person...??

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A Lovely Fact:
Nobody In The World
Can Have A Crystal Clear Heart
Because Everyone's Heart
Has Some Scratches Scribbled By Their Dear Ones.

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Gam Na Kar Hum Teri Rah Me Nahi Ayenge,
Agar Aa Bhi Gaye To Tujhse Nazrne Nahi Milayenge,
Jab Hoga Tujhe Apni Galti Ka Ehsas Tab Tak Hum Kisi Aur Ke Ho Jayenge.
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Break My Heart
Destroy My Soul
And
Leave Me Crying
I'd Still Love You
And
I Won't Expect You To
Love Me In Return...

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I Will Remember Him
Not
As The One Who Broke My Heart
But
As The One Who Taught Me
How
To Live With Broken Heart
Still..
Love You Swt Heart.

www.simplemessagingservice.blogspot.com
Love Hurts When You Breakup With Someone.
Hurts Even More When Someone Breaks Up With You
But Love Hurts The Most,
When The Person You Love
Has No Idea How You Feel.

www.simplemessagingservice.blogspot.com
Most Touching Lines Said By A True Lover To His Love While Break Up...
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
"Chal-chal Hurrr..."

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Dil Mera Churaya Q Jab Ye Dil Todana Hi Tha,
Hamse Dil Lagaya Q Hamse Mu Modna Hi Tha,
Y Did U Break My Hart, Y Did U Fall In Love, Y Did U Go........

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Touching Lines 4m Separated Lovers:
"I Didnt Run Away 4m Yu;i Just Walkd Slowly & It Seems That U Didnt Care Enough 2stop Me"

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Words From A Lover 4 His Love After His Breakup:
Please Do Not Turn Back N Face Me Once More..
I Dnt Have Another Heart 2 Lose.! :-( 4 Me

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Please Break Up With Me On A Rainy Day,
And Meet Me Under A Tree.
So When It Hurts And I Can Not Breath,
You'll Hear The Rain Not Me.

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The Reason It Hurt So Much To Separate Is
Because
Our Souls Are Connected....

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Lines By A Guy When His Girl Break Up With Him:
"I Am "Mad" For Her But Why I Am Not "Made" For Her....
Have A Nice Day...

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I Heard Someone Whisper Ur Name, But When I Turned Around To C Who It Was,
I Notice I Was Alone, Then I Realize It Was My Heart Telling Me That.

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Once A Guy Who Recently Had A Breakoff With Her Girl Friend
Was Asked ....Hav U Left Ur Girl Friend Or She Left U???
He Smiled And Answered..
L0ve Left Us!!!
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An Inspiring Fact:
.
"If You Can Still Smile
When U R Completely Broken Up,
Then
There Can B Nothing That Can Break U Next Time!"

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I Woke Up This Morning
Just Befo' The Break Of Day.
I Was Bitter, Blue And Black, Lawd.
There Ain't Nothing Else To Say.

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When 2 Ppl In Love Gets Seperated They Cant B Frends As They
Have Hurted Each Other,cnt B Enemies As They Once Loved Each Other.
D Only Thing They Can Is Most Familiar Strangers.

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"If My Luv Fails I Wont Die 4 Her" Bcoz She Might Get A Boy Again
But My Mom Wont Get A Son Like Me Again....!!!"

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A Man May Or May Not Be Happy When He-she Win's One's Mind.
But He Must Be Happy When Win's One's Trust.
Trust Is The Zenith Of All Relation.
www.simplemessagingservice.blogspot.com
Staying Far Never Breaks Relation,
Staying Near Never Builds Relation,
It's A Link Between Hearts,
Which Never Allows Us To Forget Each

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Touching Lines From A Broken Heart: In My Dreams She Is Mine....
But In My Life She Is A Dream.....

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The Most Beautiful Words
By A Wounded Heart
"I Never Stopped Loving You,
I Just Stopped Showing It"…

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If You Broke Heart Any One.
One Day Your Own Heart Will
Broke Some One.
Than You Know The Pain Of
Broke Heart.

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I Get So Emotional When Your Not Around..
I Think The Emotion Is Called Happiness.

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The Only Thing Worse Than Being Alone, Is Being With You.

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Arz Kiya Hai...
"Ek Bewafa Ko Na Aye Hamari Wafa Ka Yaqeen"
"Ek Bewafa Ko Na Aye Hamari Wafa Ka Yaqeen"
Humne Kaha Hum Mar Jayengy,
Aur Uss Ne Kaha..
"Ameen"

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Do Pal Ki Zindgani Yahi Bit Jayegi,
Har Kali Raat Ke Baad Nayi Subah Aayegi,
Agar Khas Logo Ki Yaad Satayegi To,
Kasam Se Apki Yaad Sabse Pahle Aayegi.

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Ab Ansuon Ko Aankhon Mein Sajaana Hoga
Chiraag Bhuj Gaye Khud Ko Jalana Hoga
Na Samajhna Ke Tumse Bichar Ke Khush Hain Hum
Humein Logon Ki Khaatir Muskurana Hoga.
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Zubaa Khamosh Dil Gumsum Magar Ye Aankh Nam Kyon Hai,
Jo Apne Hi Na Ho Sake Unhe Khone Ka Kya Gam Hain.
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Memories Play Very Confusing Role.
Make You Laugh When You Remember
The Time You Cried Together.
But Make You Cry When You Remember
The Time You Laughed Together.

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A Lost Thing Could I Never Find,
Nor A Broken Thing Mend
And I Fear I Shall Be All Alone
When I Get Towards The End.
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Beqadar Hogaye Hain Kuch Dost Hamare,
Jo Hamari Zarurat Tak Mehsoos Nahi Karte,
Kabhi Bohat Batien Kiya Karte The Hum Se,
Ab To Yaad Tak Nahi Karte! 

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I Will Wait ..
.
Till The Day
"I" Can Forget "You"
.
Or
.
The Day
You Realize
"You" Cannot Forget "Me"...

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 I Know U Think U Broke My Heart
But I Knew Your Game Right From The Start
I Saw Your Game And Played It 2
So Look Here I Play The Jokes On U!

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It Hearts When Heart Breaks
It Breaks Whn Luv Leavez
Ur Life Just Freezez
It Gives Invisible Brusises
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 Tanha Rehna Seekh Raha Hon
Mar K Jeena Seekh Raha Hon
Maang K Pana Seekh Liya Hai
Paa K Khona Seekh Raha Hon
Sabar Ko Apni Raah Bana Kar
Kanch Pe Chalna Seekh Raha Hon
Phirty Phirty Sehra Sehra
Piyas Ko Peena Seekh Raha Hon
Jeene K Hain Ajeeb Taqazay
Zinda Rehna Seekh Raha Hon.

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Kahin Mile To Usey Ye Kehna.
Faseel-e-nafrat Gira Rahi Hon.
Gaye Dinon Ko Bhula Rhi Hon.
Wo Apne Waadon Se Phir Raha Hai.
Main Apne Waade Nibha Rhi Hon.
Kahin Mile To Use Ye Kehna.
Na Dilmain Koi Malal Rakhe.
Hamesha Apna Khayal Rakhe.
Wo Apne Sare Gum Mujhko De De.
Tamam Khushian Sambhal Rakhe.

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Ecg
Ultra Sound
Cat Scan
X.ray
Blood Test
Mri
Ct Scan
.
.
No Medical Test Is Needed To Find Symptoms Of "Broken Heart Disease"
And
No Medical Treatment Can Cure
"Broken Heart Disease"
So Plz Don't Break Hearts.

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Have I Told You Latley How Much I Am In Love With You???
No?? Think About It, Have A Great Life..
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My Eyes R Hurting Coz I Can't C U,
My Arms R Empty Coz I Can't Hold U,
My Lips R Cold Coz I Can't Kiss U But,
My Heart Is Breaking Coz I'm Not With U!

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Wen Life Changes & We Go Our Separate Wayz.
U Will Still Be In My Heart Til My Dyin Dayz.
I Tell No Lie Dis Is True.da World Has Nva Seen A Freind Like U.

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4getn U Is Hard 2 Do,
4gtn Me Is Up2 U,
4gt Me Not, 4gt Me Neva,
But Don't 4get, We're Gr8 2gether.

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 Waqt Aane De Baat Karenge,

Zindgi Me Hum Bhi Mulakat Karenge,

Rasta Chahe Jitna Kathin Ho,

Tujhe Pane Ki Koshish Baar Baar Karenge..!!!

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Kitni Hasrat Thi Hume Unhe Dil Mein Basane Ki,
Aaj Soch Ke Hi Aankho Se Paani AaJaate Hain,
Log Milte Hain Aur Milkar Bichhad Jaate Hain,
Hum Yaha Akele The Aur Akele Hi Reh Jaate Hain.

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There is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISH.
But when u love a right person, u r COMPLETE.
and when u love a wrong person,u r FINISHED.. 

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Monday, November 5, 2012

Tere liye khudko majboor kar liya,
zakhmo ko apne nasoor kar liya,
mere dil mein kya tha ye jaane bina
tune khudko humse kitna door liya.
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Samjh na sake unki baato ko, hum pyar
k nashe m choor the, aaj samjh n aaya,
jiske liye hm jaan chidkte the wo dil
todne k lye mashur the.,

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 Akhir DiL Apna Todna Pada Hme
Rukh Unse Modna Pada Hme
Itni Mohabat ki Unse kya Bataye Yaro
Unki khushi k Liye
Unhe Hi Chodna Pada Hume
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Akhir DiL Apna Todna Pada Hme
Rukh Unse Modna Pada Hme
Itni Mohabat ki Unse kya Bataye Yaro
Unki khushi k Liye
Unhe Hi Chodna Pada Hume

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 Chahat To Aaj B Thi Utni Un K Liye
Par Qismat K Haathon Majboor Ho Gaye
Dekhi Jo Un Main Apnay Liye Be-Rukhi
Hum Unki Khushi K Liye Un Se Door Ho Gaye

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Wo aksar mujhe kehti thi
Tumhe to apna bana kar chhodungi
Aaj usne apni baat sach kardi,
Usne mujhe apna bana kar hi chod diya
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Jise Chaha Maine Khud Se Zyada,
Aaj Usi Ne Mera Haath Chhod Kar Kaha,
Tumhara Pyar Paglon wala Hai...
Aur
Mai Pagal Ke Saath Nahi Reh Sakti

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 Jindegi ko kisne dekha,
Jindegi ko kisne dekha.
Mujhe to yeh bhi pata na tha,
ki jisko maine dekha
Usko khuda ne dekh liya aur
Mujhse dur kar diya.

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WOo BEWAFA h tOo kya Huwa?
Mat BURa kahOo Usko.
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.
.
Hum Kisi or kOo set Kr Lenge DaFa krOo usko..:/
.(',')
<( (>
_// _My Foot
wese B mom kEhTIi h I m sOo
CuTe
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 Deep jale to roshan aapka jhan ho
Pura aapka har ek kaam ho
Maa laxmi ki kripya bani rhe aap per
Dhanteras per aap bahut dhanwan ho.
Happy Dhanteras

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Sone ka rath, chandi ki palki
Baith kar jisme hai Maa Laxmi aayi
Dene aapko or aapke pariwar ko
Dhanteras ki bhadhai.
Happy Dhanteras!!

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Saturday, November 3, 2012

 Tere liye khudko majboor kar liya,
zakhmo ko apne nasoor kar liya,
mere dil mein kya tha ye jaane bina
tune khudko humse kitna door liya.

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Samjh na sake unki baato ko, hum pyar
k nashe m choor the, aaj samjh n aaya,
jiske liye hm jaan chidkte the wo dil
todne k lye mashur the.,

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Jab Dil kisiko bhool na paye,
Aankho se aansu rukh na paye,
Yaado ka saama guzar na jaye,
To yaad krna iss Dil ko,
Jo bhool ke bhi tumko bhool na paye.

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Akhir DiL Apna Todna Pada Hme
Rukh Unse Modna Pada Hme
Itni Mohabat ki Unse kya Bataye Yaro
Unki khushi k Liye
Unhe Hi Chodna Pada Hume
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Chahat To Aaj B Thi Utni Un K Liye
Par Qismat K Haathon Majboor Ho Gaye
Dekhi Jo Un Main Apnay Liye Be-Rukhi
Hum Unki Khushi K Liye Un Se Door Ho Gaye

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Wo aksar mujhe kehti thi
Tumhe to apna bana kar chhodungi
Aaj usne apni baat sach kardi,
Usne mujhe apna bana kar hi chod diya

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Jise Chaha Maine Khud Se Zyada,
Aaj Usi Ne Mera Haath Chhod Kar Kaha,
Tumhara Pyar Paglon wala Hai...
Aur
Mai Pagal Ke Saath Nahi Reh Sakti

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Aaj kyo ajib sa lagne lagi hai,
dil ki dhadkane badhne lagi hai,
pass to nahi hai o mere,
phir kyo aisa lagta hai ki o hamse door jane lagi hai.

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WOo BEWAFA h tOo kya Huwa?
Mat BURa kahOo Usko.
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.
Hum Kisi or kOo set Kr Lenge DaFa krOo usko..:/
.(',')
<( (>
_// _My Foot
wese B mom kEhTIi h I m sOo
CuTe

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Akhir DiL Apna Todna Pada Hme
Rukh Unse Modna Pada Hme
Itni Mohabat ki Unse kya Bataye Yaro
Unki khushi k Liye
Unhe Hi Chodna Pada Hume.

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Aakhirkaar jab hosh aaya hume,
To khawab ko bhula, sapne dekhne lage,
Bin par k aasmaan main udne lage,
Itna dur hogaye,
Ki jab sapne toote,
Tho dharti par na pauch sake

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Khafa Hone Se Pehle Khata Bata Dena
Rone Se Pehle hasna $ikha Dena
agar Ja Rahe Ho Humse Dur Tum
To Jane $e Pehle Judai Me Rehna Sikha Dena

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Kisi dard ko sambhal pana asan nahi,
Haste hue hr pal bita pana asan nahi,
Zindagi me har koi dil me nahi bas pata,
or us ek base hue ko bhul pana asan nahi

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Once Boy Who Recently Had A Breakoff With Her Girlfriend Was Asked Have You Left Or She Left You ....
He Smiled And answer "Love Left Us"..

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Samet Kar Le Ja Apni Yaadon Ke Adhoore Kisse!
Teri Agli Chahat Me Tujhe In Ki Bhi Zarurat Hogi...!!

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sumtims we decide to stop loving sum1
not bcoz dey dont luv us.but bcoz v find tht they are happy without us..

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Sab mujhe kehte hai ki badal gaya hai tu..
Aab unhe kaun samajhaye..
Tute hue patte ka rang aksar badal hi jata hai...

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I am Single After My
Broke-up
Not Because
I Don't Pray For
L o v e
But
I am Single
Because
I Don't Play With
L o v e . . .
A t T i T u D e
P e R s 0 n I f I e D

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 Koi roo kar juda hota hai.
Koi hans kar juda hota hai.
Lekin juda hone ka gum to tab hota hai.
Jab koi kisi ka ho kar juda hota hai.

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Thursday, November 1, 2012

titanic movie dekhne ke baad
GIrls :- awwe !! so romantic ♥ ♥
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BOyz :- yarr woH DRAwing wala Scene PHir se lagayio toh zara . ;) :p

MoRAl :- akHIr HUm boyz TOH boyz hi rhenge :)


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College Life
means...
8 frnds,2 bikes bt no petrol...!
means...
Exam nite,6 dufers & no notes...!
means...
Sitting on sea view,6 smokerz & 1 cigarette...!
means...
Principal call for insult, 6 gangster nd all r saying pehle tu ja pehle tu ja
means...
1 Girl,6 frnds nd all r saying,Teri Bhabi,Teri Bhabi.!
means.!
Evrythng stupid but sumthng sensible.!
Like FRIENDSHIP.!
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Dear Facebook
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Whenever i Add Girf U always
ask"Do you know her" ??
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I want to ask U..
Teri Behan lagti hai kamine......?? :p =D :D

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Neend aati hai to khaab aata hai
khaab mein ek ladki aati hai,
ladki ke piche uska baap aata hai
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phir na neend aati hai na khaab aata
hai. :p :p.

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 LuV STORY OF ENGINEER:
I was in 12th
She was in 12th
I got B.Tech
She got BBA
I was doing B.Tech
She got MBA
I was preparing 4 M.TECH entrance
She got married
I m doing M.TECH
She's d mother of 2 children
I got PH.D
Her daughter is in 1st stndrd,
I became DOCTRATE
Hr daughtr passd 10th,
I hav joined job.
Hr Daughtr joined College.
The Greatest irony-
Today is my ENGAGEMENT
& Her daughtr is my WIFE
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 Kanjoos baap k bete ne kha:
"Papa meri GF pregnant ho gayi h.
50,000 mang rhi h,
CHUP rehne ke"
Kanjoos ne khamoshi se paise de diye.
2 mahine baad dusra beta bola:
"Meri GF pregnant h 75,000 mang rhi h.
Kanjoos ne khamoshi se de diye.
6 mahine baad
Kanjoos ki kuwari beti boli:
"Daddy, I am pregnant!"
Kanjoos ne usko gale se Lagaya
Aur beti ka maatha chum ke kaha:
"Shabaash beti,
Ab paise lene ki baari hamari hai"

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Bimar engineering student ki mom boli: jaakar jaanwar ke doctor ko dikha, to hi thik hoga..
Beta: aisa kyun?
Mom: roz subah murge ki tarah uth jata hai, ghode ki tarah bhag k college me jata hai, tote ki tarah external k aage bolta hai, gadhe ki tarah assignments likta hai, phir bi bail ki tarah prof ki galiyan sunta hai, ghar akar sab pe kutte ki tarah bhokta hai, AUR raat ko ullu ki tarah jag kar fb pe chat karta hai, ISLIYE!!

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 Bacha:- Bhagwan kare teacher ki
zuban cut jaye. Roz roz dant ti hai.
Next day zuban cut gai..
Bacha :- Bhagwan kare master ka
hath toot jaye. Tang krta hai...
bahut marta hai.
Next day hath toot jata hai...
Bacha :- Bhagwan mere BAAP ko
utha le.
Bahut marte hai.
Next day baap ghar aate hain,
Bacha :- Papa Aapko kuch nahi
hua ??

Baap :- Nahi kyo
Bacha :- Maa kahan hain...??
Baap :- pados me SHARMA uncle ki
death ho gai hai, wahan Gayi
hain...

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 14 saal ke ladke ko, 10 saal ki khubsurat ladki ki
photo raste mein mili,
aur us ladke ko ladki se pyar ho gya.
uska us ladki k liye pyar dhire-2 badne lga.
wo us ladki se bhut pyar karne lga.
Lekin wo ladka us ladki ko kbi nahi pa ska.
Kuch saal bad.
Uski wife ne wo photo dekha aur pucha:
tumhe ye photo kha se mila?
ladke ne pucha kyun?
Ladki boli: meri photo kho gyi thi jab mein 10
saal ki thi.

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 Ek din khuda ne mujse aakar kahan ki...
mat kar itna intjar uska is janame uska milna na mumkin hai
maine kaha is janam me na sahi agle janam me to mumkin hai
fir khuda ne kaha mat kar itna pyaar pa6tayega
mene kaha mebhi to dekhu k tu kitna meri ruh ko tadpayega
khudane fir mujse kaha mat bhul apni oukad k tu ek inshan hai
mene bhi kh diya mila de mujhe mere pyaar se or sabit kar de k tu hi bhagwan hai...

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 Zindagi ka pehla pyaar kaun bhulaata hai

Ye dil ka ehsaas pehli pehli baar hota hai

jab koi kisi ko khud se badhkar chahta hai

Uski pasand uski khwahish mein khud ko bhool jaata hai

Akele mein uska naam likh likh k muskuraata hai

...Baat karne se pehle sochta hai kya kehna hai,

Baat hone k baad phir kuch kehna reh jaata hai

Hota hai khoobsoorat itna pehla pyaar,

to na jaane kyun aksar adhoora reh jaata hai ye pyaar.!??
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जब उसकी धुन में रहा करते थे, हम भी चुप चुप जिया करते थे
लोग आते थे गजल सुंनाने, हम उसकी बात किया करते थे
घर की दीवार सजाने के खातिर, हम उसका नाम लिखा करते थे!
कल उसको देख कर याद आया हमे,
हम भी कभी मोहोब्बत किया करते थे, लोग मुझे देख कर उसका नाम लिया करते थे

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 Few Line For "Bhagalpur"
Wo Kotwali Ki Sham...
Wo Variety Ka Jaam...
Wo Sandis Me Cricket...
Wo Sriyash Ka Market...
Wo Parvati Ki Jalebi...
Wo Bhawna Ki Coffee...
Wo Josephites Ka Gurur...
Wo Tnb Ka Noor...
Wo Children,s Park Me Phulon Ka Khilna..aur Premiyon Ka Chhup Ka Milna...
S.m.college Ki Sadke..jahan Kitno K Dil Dhadke...
Wo Tution Se Nikal Kr Adda Jmana..aur Ghar 2 Ghnte Der Se Janna..!!
Kuch Aisa Hi Hai Hamara ''Bhagalpur''

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 1 Ladki Ko Anguthi Chahiye Thi,
Lekin Uske Boyfriend Ne Use Anguthi K Badle Me 1 Teddy Bear Dia.
Gusse Me Ladki Ne Us Teddy Bear Ko Road Pe Fek Dia.
Boyfriend Teddy Bear Lene Road Pe Gaya Lekin Tabi Peche Se Ek Car Ne Use Takkar Maar Dia Or Wo Ladka Wahi Mar Gaya.
Uske Antim Sanskar K Din Us Ladki Ne Teddy Bear Ko Zoor Se Gale Lagaya Or Tab Teddy Bear K Andar Laga Hua Machine Bola.
"Kya Aap Mujse Shadi Karoge, Anguthi Mere Pocket Me He.
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PaIn Full Love story
एक अंधी लडकी थी । उसे उसके एक दोस्त के
अलावा सबने ठुकरा दिया था । पर वो दोस्त
उससे बहुत प्यार करता था ।
लडकी रोज़ उससे ये कहती कि अगर वो उसे देख
पाती तो उसी से शादी करती । एक दिन किसी ने
उस लडकी को अपने आंखे दे दीं ।
जब वो देख सकने लगी तो उसने
देखा की उसका वह दोस्त अंधा था । दोस्त ने
उससे पूछा की क्या अब वो उससे शादी करेगी ?
लडकी ने साफ़ इनकार कर दिया ।
इस पर उसका दोस्त मुस्कुराया और चुप चाप
उसे एक कागज़ देकर चला गया ।
उसपर लिखा था -
"मेरी आखों का ख्याल रखन
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 A Sad Lov Story
1 Student Ko Apni Classmate Se Pyar
Ho Gaya
Ladke Ne Use Prapose Kiya
Lekin Ladki Ne Inkar Kar Diya
Or
Teacher Ko Uski Complain Kardi
Teacher Ne Ladke Ko Kaafi Daanta Or
1week K Liye Class Se Nikal Diya
Jab 1week Baad Ladka Wapas Class Me
Gaya To
Ladki Ko Us Se Pyar Ho Gaya
Ladki Ne Us Ladke Ki Book Me Likha:
I M Sry & I Love You Too
Ladke Ne Koi Response Nhi Diya
Isi Tarah 4 Saal Guzar Gaye
Moral-bewkuf Ladki Itna Bhi Nahi
Samajti
Ladke Kabhi Books Nahi Kholte Hai.

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3 Sawal, 1jawab.
1baba 1bachi K Sath 1murghi Lekar Ja Rhe The.
Raste Me 1admi Ne Unse 3 Sawal Poche.
1. Apki Umar Kitni Hai.?
2. Is Bachi Ka Ap Se Kya Rishta Hai.?
3. Is Murgi Ki Kimat Kitni Hai.?
Buzrg Ne Sirf 1lafz Bola Aur 3 Sawal K Jawab Mil Gaye.
Ab Batao K Wo Lafz Kaun Sa Tha.?
(Challange)
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-:Real story:-
Ghar ki bani desi ghee ki mithai or
Parathe lekar
Ma-Baap college me padh rahe
Bete se milne gaye..
Unhe saade kapdo me dekh k 1
Ladki ne pucha
"Who r they?"
Ladke ne kaha
"They r d servants from my village"
Ma-Baap ki aankho me khushi k aansu aa gaye..
Humara beta aab angreji bolne laga he..

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1 Ladki Ko Anguthi Chahiye Thi,
Lekin Uske Boyfriend Ne Use Anguthi K
Badle Me 1 Teddy Bear Dia.
Gusse Me Ladki Ne Us Teddy Bear Ko
Road Pe Fek Dia.
Boyfriend Teddy Bear Lene Road Pe Gaya
Lekin Tabi Peche Se Ek Car Ne Use Takkar
Maar Dia Or Wo Ladka Wahi Mar Gaya.
Uske Antim Sanskar K Din Us Ladki Ne
Teddy Bear Ko Zoor Se Gale Lagaya Or
Tab Teddy Bear K Andar Laga Hua Machine Bola.
Kya Aap Mujse Shadi Karoge,
Anguthi Mere Pocket Me He

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ek ladka wid gf bike par ja raha tha
gf said dheere chalao plz
boy- ok but pehle mere kandhe pe hath rakho
girl_ ab plz dheere chalao
boy- ab meri mujhe kas ke pakad lo
girl_ ok ab plz dheere chalao
boy-ab mera helmet pehen lo
girl takes helmet
&
after sometime
unka accident ho gaya boy was died
or ladki helmet ki vajah se
bach gayi
kyonki boy janta tha ki bike ke break fail ho gaye hai
isliye usne ladki ki jaan bachayi

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 Ek ladka apne
Girlfrnd se bahut pyar karta tha...
Ek din usne apne girlfrnd se kaha,
Tum Mere bina 1 din bita k dikhao..
Girlfrnd ne apne boyfrnd ke bina
Ek din bitaya or wo jit gayi..
Dusre din badi hi khushi sewo
Apne boyfrnd se milne gayi.. :-)
But woh mar chuka tha
Coz use canser tha,
Aur uske paas ek hi din bacha tha.
Usne letter me likha tha,
I know, You'll do it... :-)
Aur tumhe aisa roz karna hoga,
Mere liye..
Sirf mere liye...

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Very Sad Love Story

1 Ladki or Ladka Car se
ja rhe the
Ladka 1 SMS’Ladki ko
krta ha
Ladki’SMS’Parne se
Pehle hi Ladke ko Kehti
hai k
Muje ab Tumse
Mohabat nhi Me Tume
Chor rhi hun
1 Dam se Tez Raftar
Car
Unki Car se Takrati hai
Ladka Usi Waqt Mar
jata ha
Ladki Bach jati ha
Kuch Der Bad Ladki
Mobile Utha kar
‘SMS’Parti ha to Us k
Ansu Us Mobile pe
Girte hn ‘SMS’ me Likha
tha
“Jis Din Tum Mujko
Chor do gi Mai Mar
jauga”
Respect Ur Love

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 A Touchy Love Story..
A boy was tired of girlfriend’s msgs which always said: i love u, i miss u..
One night he received a msg from her but didn’t read it, insted he slept
Next day he got a call from his girlfriend’s mom who said:
that her daughter had a car accident & died last night.
He then read the msg in which it was written:
Dear plz come in front of your house, i met with an accident & its my last wish to see u plz.
Friends never ignore anything in life.
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Parkhte rahe
wo hume sari zindgi
Or hum b
unke har
imthehan me
pas hote rahe
Maza aa raha
tha unhe hamri aansuon ki baris me
Or hum b
unke liye bina ruke rote rahe
bedard the wo
kuch is kadar
nind hamri
udakar khud
chan se sote rahe
jinhe pane k
liye humne sab
kuch luta diya
wo hume har kadm par khote rahe
Or 1din jab
hua is ka ehsas unhe
woh hmare
pas aakar
pure din rote
rahe
Or hm b
itne khudgarj nikle yaro
Ki ankhe band kr kafan mai sote rhe.

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Kabhi pehli baar school jane me darr lagta tha,
Aaj har rasta khud hi chunte hai..!!
Kabhi mummy-papa ki har baat sacchi lagti thi,
Aaj unhi se jhuth bolte hai..!!
Kabhi chhoti si chot kitna rulati thi,
Aaj dil toot jata hai phir b sambhal jate hai !!
Ek din tension ka meaning maa se puchna padta tha,
Or aaj tension pr book likh sakte hai..!!
Sach, zindagi ne bahut kuch sikha diya..!
Na jaane humko itna bada kyun bana diya..!
Na jaane humko itna bada kyun bana diya..!
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Ek Baar Suno Kuch Aisa Hua,
Wo Mujh Ko Mili
Main Us Ko Mila,
Izhar Hua
Iqraar Hua,
Wo Dost Bani
Man Yaar Hua,
Usey Ishq Bohat
Mujhe Pyar Bohat,
Hum Dono Mein Takraar Bohat,
Phir Kuch Yun Hua..
Wo Chorr Gayi..
Main Toot Geya,
Phir Kuch Yun Milay,
Wo Tanha Thi..
Main Akela Tha,
Bas Hum Do Thay
Aur Koi Na Tha..
Wo Rone Lagi,
Main Bebas Raha,
Na Pyar Na Hi Izhaar Raha..
Bas Farq Sirf Itna Sa Raha,
WO MITTI K UPAR ROTi RAHi..
MAIN MITTI K ANDAR SOTA RAHA..!!!

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Few Line For "Bhagalpur"
Wo Kotwali Ki Sham...
Wo Variety Ka Jaam...
Wo Sandis Me Cricket...
Wo Sriyash Ka Market...
Wo Parvati Ki Jalebi...
Wo Bhawna Ki Coffee...
Wo Josephites Ka Gurur...
Wo Tnb Ka Noor...
Wo Children,s Park Me Phulon Ka Khilna..aur Premiyon Ka Chhup Ka Milna...
S.m.college Ki Sadke..jahan Kitno K Dil Dhadke...
Wo Tution Se Nikal Kr Adda Jmana..aur Ghar 2 Ghnte Der Se Janna..!!
Kuch Aisa Hi Hai Hamara ''Bhagalpur'' 
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1 Ladki Ko Anguthi Chahiye Thi,
Lekin Uske Boyfriend Ne Use Anguthi K Badle Me 1 Teddy Bear Dia.
Gusse Me Ladki Ne Us Teddy Bear Ko Road Pe Fek Dia.
Boyfriend Teddy Bear Lene Road Pe Gaya Lekin Tabi Peche Se Ek Car Ne Use Takkar Maar Dia Or Wo Ladka Wahi Mar Gaya.
Uske Antim Sanskar K Din Us Ladki Ne Teddy Bear Ko Zoor Se Gale Lagaya Or Tab Teddy Bear K Andar Laga Hua Machine Bola.
"Kya Aap Mujse Shadi Karoge, Anguthi Mere Pocket Me He.
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 A Sad Lov Story
1 Student Ko Apni Classmate Se Pyar
Ho Gaya
Ladke Ne Use Prapose Kiya
Lekin Ladki Ne Inkar Kar Diya
Or
Teacher Ko Uski Complain Kardi
Teacher Ne Ladke Ko Kaafi Daanta Or
1week K Liye Class Se Nikal Diya
Jab 1week Baad Ladka Wapas Class Me
Gaya To
Ladki Ko Us Se Pyar Ho Gaya
Ladki Ne Us Ladke Ki Book Me Likha:
I M Sry & I Love You Too
Ladke Ne Koi Response Nhi Diya
Isi Tarah 4 Saal Guzar Gaye
Moral-bewkuf Ladki Itna Bhi Nahi
Samajti
Ladke Kabhi Books Nahi Kholte Hai.

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Painfull Story:
A Guy had cancer & had only 30 days left.
He liked a girl,
working in a CD shop
BUT
never told her abt his LOVE.
Everyday.
He usd 2 buy a CD just 2 spend sometime with her.
After a month he died.
When the girl went in serch 4 him, his mom told
he died due 2.
Cancer & took 2 his room, Ver she saw al
the CD's unopened & the girl started crying
U knw y
Bcoz she had Love letters 4 him inside CD's
Both loved each other bt never expressed.
So always Be FRANK
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A Sad Lov Story
1 Student Ko Apni Classmate Se Pyar
Ho Gaya
Ladke Ne Use Prapose Kiya
Lekin Ladki Ne Inkar Kar Diya
Or
Teacher Ko Uski Complain Kardi
Teacher Ne Ladke Ko Kaafi Daanta Or
1week K Liye Class Se Nikal Diya
Jab 1week Baad Ladka Wapas Class Me
Gaya To
Ladki Ko Us Se Pyar Ho Gaya
Ladki Ne Us Ladke Ki Book Me Likha:
I M Sry & I Love You Too
Ladke Ne Koi Response Nhi Diya
Isi Tarah 4 Saal Guzar Gaye
Moral-bewkuf Ladki Itna Bhi Nahi
Samajti
Ladke Kabhi Books Nahi Kholte Hai.


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 14 saal ke ladke ko, 10 saal ki khubsurat ladki ki
photo raste mein mili,
aur us ladke ko ladki se pyar ho gya.
uska us ladki k liye pyar dhire-2 badne lga.
wo us ladki se bhut pyar karne lga.
Lekin wo ladka us ladki ko kbi nahi pa ska.
Kuch saal bad.
Uski wife ne wo photo dekha aur pucha:
tumhe ye photo kha se mila?
ladke ne pucha kyun?
Ladki boli: meri photo kho gyi thi jab mein 10
saal ki thi.
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 Ek din khuda ne mujse aakar kahan ki...
mat kar itna intjar uska is janame uska milna na mumkin hai
maine kaha is janam me na sahi agle janam me to mumkin hai
fir khuda ne kaha mat kar itna pyaar pa6tayega
mene kaha mebhi to dekhu k tu kitna meri ruh ko tadpayega
khudane fir mujse kaha mat bhul apni oukad k tu ek inshan hai
mene bhi kh diya mila de mujhe mere pyaar se or sabit kar de k tu hi bhagwan hai...
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Zindagi ka pehla pyaar kaun bhulaata hai

Ye dil ka ehsaas pehli pehli baar hota hai

jab koi kisi ko khud se badhkar chahta hai

Uski pasand uski khwahish mein khud ko bhool jaata hai

Akele mein uska naam likh likh k muskuraata hai

...Baat karne se pehle sochta hai kya kehna hai,

Baat hone k baad phir kuch kehna reh jaata hai

Hota hai khoobsoorat itna pehla pyaar,

to na jaane kyun aksar adhoora reh jaata hai ye pyaar.!??

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जब उसकी धुन में रहा करते थे, हम भी चुप चुप जिया करते थे
लोग आते थे गजल सुंनाने, हम उसकी बात किया करते थे
घर की दीवार सजाने के खातिर, हम उसका नाम लिखा करते थे!
कल उसको देख कर याद आया हमे,
हम भी कभी मोहोब्बत किया करते थे, लोग मुझे देख कर उसका नाम लिया करते थे
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Ek ladka ek ladki ko cafe mein akele baitha dekh kar ladki ki table par gaya aur kaha:
kya main aap ke saath baith
sakta hoon?

Ladki (Chillai): nahin, main aaj raat tumhare saath nahin guzaar sakti... !

sab log dekhne lage..
ladka sharminda ho gaya..

kuch der baad ladki uske paas gayi aur maafi mangi aur kaha: Main HUMAN NATURE ke upar study kar rahi hoon aur padh rahi hoon ke log sharminda ho kar kya mehsoos karte hain...

Ladka (Chillaya): What...?? 10 Hazar ek raat ke bahut zyada hain, kuch kam karo yaar...

Sab log ladki ko dekhkar hasne lage. .
Aur phir ladka aahista se bola:
Ab kar Study HUMAN NATURE pe :)

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A Girl Updated her Status on
facebook:
":(("
1st Boy Commented:
What happened Babes? Am therefor you ?? :/
*She Blocked Him*

2nd Boy Commeted:
aawww My Baby, I Love you...
Please don't Cry.. :(
*She Blocked Him too.. :S

3rd Boy Commeted:
Hat be.. =O
Jab Dekho Roti rehti hai
facebook pe..!! :@
*She Blocked him too..*
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.

4th Boy Commented:
Kya hua Dear ??
Kya Main AapkiKuch Help
karoon ???
She Commented back:
Haan BHAIYA.. Inbox mein Batati hun..!! :) ** This Time..
The Boy Blocked Her :) :) :)

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 એક છોટી સી લવ - સ્ટોરી :
બે પ્રેમી પંખીડા પહાડો માં ફરવા નીકળ્યા ...
અચાનક છોકરા ને ઠેસ વાગી ને એના અંગુઠામાં થી દડ દડ કરતુ લોહી વહેતું થય ગયું
છોકરા ને થયું હમણાં એની પ્રેમિકા દુપટ્ટાને ફાડી ને પાટો બાંધશે ...
એણે પ્રેમિકા ના દુપટ્ટા સામે જોયું ..
પ્રેમિકા નજીક આવી....એની આંખો માં આંખો નાખી ને બોલી :
" ડાય'નો થા માં ...૧૮૦૦ નો ડ્રેસ છે ...ને મેચિંગ દુપટ્ટો તો માંડ મળ્યો છે ..છાનોમાનો ખિસ્સામાંથી રૂમાલ કાઢ "

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Once
Upon A Time Bermuda Triangle Used To Be Known As Bermuda Square. Legend
Says That, There Was A Rift Between The Gods And Rajnikanth, As The
Gods Decided To Stay On This Earth. This Decision Angered Rajnikanth
Immensely. Later On Both Of The Decided To Battle Against Each Other In
Bermuda Square. On The Day Of The Battle, Rajnikanth
Kicked One Of The Islands Of Bermuda Square Which Was The Army Base Of
The Gods Towards The Sky. Thus Resulting In Bermuda Triangle. But This
Part Of The Island Went Up Very High And Got Stuck Between Mars And
Jupiter And Broke Into Billions Of Pieces, Which Is Today Known As The
Asteroid Belt. The Gods Got Scared Of Him And Never Dared To Come Back
On Earth.moral: You Don’t Mess With Rajnikanth Because Rajnikanth Messes With You. Mind It!
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Pahela no PREM ="Ankho thi saru thato,mulakato thi vadhto ane Aansu thi Samapt thato",
AND Aaj no PREM ="Mobile thi saru thay,sms thi vadhe ane tame Dial karel Number haal ma vyast 6e tyathi puro thay 6e.....
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Ek shaitan baccha unknown
number se call karta hai..!
Ek aadmi uthata hai!
Aadmi: Hello!
Baccha: Ullo pullo kullo!
Aadmi: Kaun hai be?
Baccha: Ek Insan
Aadmi: Wo pata hai naam bol?
Baccha: Main ek ganda bacha hu!
Aadmi: Teri to aisi ki taisi!
Kahaan rehta hai?
Baccha: Prithvi pe!
Aadmi: Wo to pata hai, phone kyu
kiya?
Baccha: Tujhe pareshan karne ke liye!
Aadmi: Ruk saale!
Apne baap ko bula!
Chhakke ki aulaad.
Baccha: Hello papa, main Pappu!
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Little boy: Dad, how was I born? :/
Dad: Well son, your Mom & I got together at Yahoo.
 We set up a date via E mail & met in a cyber cafe.
Your Mom agreed to download data from my PEN DRIVE.
So I put it in your Mom's USB PORT
& just when I was about to transfer
we realised that none of us had installed an ANTIVIRUS or FIREWALL
It was too late to hit 'Cancel' :s
& nine months later a 'Pop-up' window appeared :O saying :/
'You've got 'Male'..

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Ek Ameer Ladki ko School me Garib Parivar pe Essay Likhne ko Kaha Gya. Essay me usne Likha:
Ek Garib Parivar tha,
Pita Garib,
Maa Garib,
Bachche Garib.
Parivar me 4 Naukr the, wo bhi Gareeb..!
Car bhi Tooti hui SAFARI thi..!Unka Garib Driver Bachon koTooti Car me School Chhod K Aata tha..!
Bachon K paas Purane N95 Mobile the..!
Bache Hafte me 4 bar hi Chicken Khate the..!
Ghar me 4 hi 2nd Hand A.C. the..!
Sara Parivar Badi Mushkil se AishKar raha tha.
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Bacha apni Dadi se: Kya hm hamesha 5 hee rahay ge?
Aap, papa, mom, behan, aur mein?
Dadi: Nahi! jab tumhari shadi ho jaye gi to hm 6 ho jain ge.
Bacha: phr bahen ki hsadi ho gi to hm phir se 5 ho jain ge naaa ??
Dadi Peyaar se: Nahi jb tumhara beta paida ho jaye gaa to ham phir 6 ho jain ge.
Bacha: Phir jb aap marr jayen gi to hm phir se 5 ho jain gy,
Dadi: Lakh di lanat tery Hesab te,
Kutty deya putraa… So ja chup ker ke. 

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Munna: Meray paas aik buri khabar hai, aur aik buhat hi buri khabar hai teray wastay.
Patient: Acha to pehlay buri khabar suna daal.

Munna: Apun k paas jo teri report pahunchi us mien likha tha k teray
paas sirf 24 ghantay hain zinda rehnay k liye.
Patient: Sirf 24 ghantay. is say buri khabar kya ho sakti hai.

Munna: (Jadu ki Japhhi Dalte Hoauy) Mien kal say teray tak pahunchnay ki koshish kar raha hoon.

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 Boy : Hi, u looked pretier
Girl: Sum people say m beautiful
Boy: Ya.. Beautiful, briliant, n kind, i know dat. So, how’s dat lucky guy.
Girl: I’m single.
Boy: Don’t u want 2 make a relationship wid sum1?
Girl: I want.
Boy: Don’t tell me no1 luv u.
Girl: Sum guys do.
Boy: Bad guys?
Girl: No, they’r nyc.
Boy: So, wots d problem?
Girl: You..I can’t stop luving u….. ♥♥

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Heart touchin story
must read:)

Ek din ek ladke ki girlfrnd ka
BIRTHDAY tha.

Boy was not in that city.

So,he ordered 24 RED ROSE for
hergirlfrnd.

He called her up.

Dear maine tumhare liye utne ROSE
bheje hain jitni saal ki tum ho gyi
ho.

While delivering florist thought:
Ye aaj ka mera sabse
achhacustomer hai.
Chalo ise 10 ROSE FREE me de deta
hu.

So, he gave 34 instead of 24.
aur aaj tak ladka nahi samajh paya ki
uska BREAK- UP kyu hua..! :p

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Neki:
Ek Maa Bache Ko Goud Me Liye Ro Rahi Thi
Wahan Se 1 Khush Posh Admi Guzra
Or Rone Ki Waja Pochi To Aurat Ne Kaha,
Mera Bacha Beemar Hai Or Dawa Ke Liye Paise Nahi.

Us Admi Ne 1000 Ka Not Dia Or Kaha
Jao Dawa Le Aao Or Baqi Paise Mujhe La Kar Do.

Aurat Gai Or Thori Dair Bad Dawa Le Kar
Baki 800 Rupe Apne Mohsin Ko Wapis Diye To Wo Bola:
Shabash Hum Sab Ko Neki Karni Chahiye,
Doctor Ko Fees Mil Gai Tumhen Dawa Mil Gai
Or Mera Jaali Not Chal Gaya.



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 Ye 1 darawni kahani hai,
kamjor dil wale ise na pade..!!
Barsat ki 1 raat me 1 budha aadmi hath me
1kitab bechne ke liye khda tha,
1 aadmi aaya aur usne vo kitab 3000/- mein
kharid li
Budhe aadmi ne kitab de ke kaha:
Jab tk koi musibat na aye kitab ka LAST PAGE
mat dekna.
Aadmi ne kitab puri pad li lekin
dar ke karan last page nahi khola.
1 din usse raha nahi gaya
aur last page khol ke dekh hi liya aur sadme se
mar gya..
last page par likha tha..
.
.
.
MRP-Rs 15/- only!

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Chhoti si love story..!!
Ek dada aur dadi ne
Apni jawani ke dino ko fir se yaad kar ke manane
ka socha,
Un hone faisla kiya ke hum phir darya kinare
milenge
Dada subha jaldi uth kar tayyar ho ke
gulab le kar phoche par dadi nahi aayi..
Dada gusse me ghar pahoch,
tum aayi nahi, main intzar karta raha thmara
Dadi ne sharma kar kaha
maa ne jane nahi diya..!!

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LuV STORY OF ENGINEER:
I was in 12th
She was in 12th
I got B.Tech
She got BBA
I was doing B.Tech
She got MBA
I was preparing 4 M.TECH entrance
She got married
I m doing M.TECH
She's d mother of 2 children
I got PH.D
Her daughter is in 1st stndrd,
I became DOCTRATE
Hr daughtr passd 10th,
I hav joined job.
Hr Daughtr joined College.
The Greatest irony-
Today is my ENGAGEMENT
& Her daughtr is my WIFE

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Kanjoos baap k bete ne kha:
"Papa meri GF pregnant ho gayi h.
50,000 mang rhi h,
CHUP rehne ke"
Kanjoos ne khamoshi se paise de diye.
2 mahine baad dusra beta bola:
"Meri GF pregnant h 75,000 mang rhi h.
Kanjoos ne khamoshi se de diye.
6 mahine baad
Kanjoos ki kuwari beti boli:
"Daddy, I am pregnant!"
Kanjoos ne usko gale se Lagaya
Aur beti ka maatha chum ke kaha:
"Shabaash beti,
Ab paise lene ki baari hamari hai"

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 Bimar engineering student ki mom boli: jaakar jaanwar ke doctor ko dikha, to hi thik hoga..
Beta: aisa kyun?
Mom: roz subah murge ki tarah uth jata hai, ghode ki tarah bhag k college me jata hai, tote ki tarah external k aage bolta hai, gadhe ki tarah assignments likta hai, phir bi bail ki tarah prof ki galiyan sunta hai, ghar akar sab pe kutte ki tarah bhokta hai, AUR raat ko ullu ki tarah jag kar fb pe chat karta hai, ISLIYE!!

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Bacha:- Bhagwan kare teacher ki
zuban cut jaye. Roz roz dant ti hai.
Next day zuban cut gai..
Bacha :- Bhagwan kare master ka
hath toot jaye. Tang krta hai...
bahut marta hai.
Next day hath toot jata hai...
Bacha :- Bhagwan mere BAAP ko
utha le.
Bahut marte hai.
Next day baap ghar aate hain,
Bacha :- Papa Aapko kuch nahi
hua ??

Baap :- Nahi kyo
Bacha :- Maa kahan hain...??
Baap :- pados me SHARMA uncle ki
death ho gai hai, wahan Gayi
hain...

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 You Will Never Possess
What You Are Unwilling To Pursue.

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 Cherish Your Visions And Your Dreams,
As They Are The Children Of Your Soul,
The Blueprints Of Your Ultimate Achievements.

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Sanjogo Same Ladta Sikho;
Aasu Pi Ne Hasta Sikho;
Duniyama Rehvu Hoy To Duniya Thi Daro Nahi;
Duniya To Ek Dariyo Che, Aa Dariyama Tarta Sikho...

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Zindagi me Bar Bar Sahara nhi milta............
Bar bar Koi Pyar Se Pyara nhi milta............
Hai Jo Paas use Sambhal K rkhna..........
Kho Kar wo FirKabhi dobara nhi milta........


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Friday, October 26, 2012

 @
Mai
or
Tum
Tum
Aur
Mai
Yani
Hum
DonoAj
Rat
Ko
2
Baje
K
Bad
Akele
Me
Chupke
Se
Bistar
Par
Lait
K
Ek
Dusre
Ko
SMS Karenge ok..

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Relation Between Us:
I Am "Sky",
And U R " Star"
I Am "Ocean"
U R "Fish"
I Am "Flower"
U R "Honey"
I Am "Tree"
And U Are A "Monkey"Relation Between Us:
I Am "Sky",
And U R " Star"
I Am "Ocean"
U R "Fish"
I Am "Flower"
U R "Honey"
I Am "Tree"
And U Are A "Monkey"

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 Dear Frnd Aap Sab Ko Sabse Pahle Mere Taraf Se Salam.namaskar,frnd Aaj Se Main Shayar Hun Tera'aap Meri Aankh Ban Jawo,tadap Kr Padhne Wali Iss Dil Ki Awaz Ban Jawo,main Aap Ki Duaon Me Apna Kismat Ka Sitara Dhundhunga,bus Aap Chamakte Hue Taare Ki Ehshas Ban Jawo.

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 Girls want boy with future and boys want girl with no past


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....Newton Created His Third Law '' To Every Action There Is A Equal Opposite Reaction.....
And We Created His Fourth Law....no Action ,No Reaction.......how Sweet We R

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 Maths Magic:
Ur cell number's
last digit x 2
+ 5
x 50
+ ur AGE
+ 365
&
- 615.
The last
2 numbrr is
ur age &
1st numbrr is
Yr cell's last no.
TRY


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Phoolo Me
"Gulaab"
Lucknow Me
"Nawaab"
Program Me
"Taali"
Mazak Me
"Saali"
Pyar Me
"Gum"
Or
Sms Karne Me
"Hum"
Famous H.

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 U Know "Dear"
Kisko Kehte H?
D=dil Ke Kareeb Hota H Jo
E=ek Ek Pal Yaad Aaye Jo
A=apni Har Baat Bataaye Jo
R=rab Jaisa Sacha Ho Jo

"Samjhe"dear.
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 Please, Accept My Heartfelt Thanks, My Dear Family, For Your Allegiance And Devotion.

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 For Being Delighted With My Achievements,
For Sharing The Hard Time,
Please, Accept My Sincere Appreciation,

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For All These Years Of Moral Support And Unswerving Loyalty,
Accept My Thanks And Gratitude, My Dear Family!


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I Know It Wasn’t Always Easy But For Loving Me,
I Owe You My Best Thanks.

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 For Your Patience And Kindness,
 For Your Invaluable Advices And Devotion,
Please, Accept My Deep Appreciation,

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Please, Accept My Vehement Protestation Of Gratitude, Dear….. 

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For Your Understanding,
Sometimes Beyond Your Strength,
For Your Invaluable Help, Please, Accept My Best Thanks! 

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For Loving Me For Who I Am,
 For Your Extreme Patience And Understanding,
Accept My Cordial Thanks

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For Always Being On My Side, For Your Protection And Support, For Sharing My Dreams I Do Thank You, My Friend.

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In Sincere Appreciation Of Your Valuable Help,
 Please Accept My Respect And Gratitude. 
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In Sincere Appreciation Of Your Valuable Help, Please Accept My Respect And Gratitude. 

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Thank You For Your Care, Support And Incomparable Love. I Am Who I Am, Because Of You. Thank You For That.

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They Say That Love Is Good For Reproducing The Humankind But Friendship For Its Improvement. Thank You For Helping 

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We Should Not Express Our Gratitude Anyhow. This Is A Very Important And Deep Feeling And I Have This Feeling 

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In hasino se Rasme Wafa
or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai...
Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka,
Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai...!


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If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u before april 1st.

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Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the......
train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan,.....
ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!!
Happy april fools day.

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When are you going to marry me?
I can live without you. I love you dear,
marry me within this month otherwise i will die.
See, how Katrina messaged me! Silly girl.
Happy april fools day.

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So Sweet is ur SMILE???
so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???
so Sweet is ur EYE?????
see .......how Sweetly I LIE.
Happy April Fool Day!

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A B C D E F G H
I J K L M N O P
Q R S T U V W X
Y Z
.
.
.
1 missing in above
.
.
.
why are you reading again?
shame on you!
In ABCD where comes 1.
Happy April Fools Day.

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Aisa DOSTANA hamara,
Mai KASHTI tu kinara,
Mai DHANUSH tu teer,
Mai MATAR tu paneer,
Mai VARSHA tu badal,
Mai RAJMA tu chawal,
Mai HOT tu cool,
Mai APRIL tu....?

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Aap jaisa koi meri zindagi mein aaye to baat banjaye
Aap jaisa cute meri zindgi mein aaye to baat banjaye
Aap jaisa cute meri zindagi mein aaye to baat banjaye
Aap jaisa bewakoof meri juthi baaton per yakeen kare to "APRIL FOOL" banjaye.

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We have known each other for quite a while now,
do u think we can b more than just frnds?
cos i like u vry much.
i need some 1 beside me,
will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?
Happy April fool day!

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your style so sweet
your smile so sweet
your voice so sweet
your eyes so sweet
Your whole life so sweet!!
In short; you are a sweetheart
.
.
Hey, look
.
I can lie so sweet so
you’re never going to understand
.
Happy April Fools Day to Everyone !!

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Am Going To U.S.A. . . .Dont Worry
The Flight Is After 2 Days . . .
Surprised? ? ? ?
After 2 Days it’s 1st April, U r 1st Fool Of 2012.

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Plz open this after 1 day at thursday. . .
I know u can’t wait. So Congratz.
U r d 1st FOOL of 2012.
April Fool in Advance.

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31st March Or 1st april Fool is Fool doesn't matter.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful Fool Day to the King of Fools..

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kitna sona tenu Rab ne bnaya Wah wah..
Kitna sona tenu rab ne bnaya.. Wah Wah...
Mene tenu 31 din pehle"APRIL FOOL" banaya!

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Khush toh bohut hoge tum,
baat hi kutch aisi hai,
1st april jo ho rahi hai,
dil mein gudgudi si ho rahi hogi,
aur kyo na ho....
saal mein ek hi toh din aata hai.
jo hota hai sirf tumhaare naam.
APRIL FOOL.

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Dost Pathan se: APRIL FOOL manaya?
Pathan: Hai Dost:kis k saath?
Pathan:Bv k 7!
hum ne 3 bar talaq dia jab wo rone laga to Ham bola.
APRIL FOOL, APRIL FOOL..!

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 This is MAGIC. Press down 6times,
You can See your PHOTO 1 2 3 4 5 6 Congrats!
You are the First April Fool of the year.


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This is MAGIC. Press down 6times,
You can See your PHOTO 1 2 3 4 5 6 Congrats!
You are the First April Fool of the year.
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Yaar me ne suna he ki 32 march ko minar pakistan gira rhay hain.....
Magar yaar 32 march to hota hi nai.
Happy april fool day.

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 Phulone phulo ko phulo ki phulwari me wish kiya.
U are the most beauti-fool, wonder-fool among all fools
HAPPY APRIL FOOL's DAY.


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