Jor Ka Jhatka Hye.. Joro Se Laga,
Pdhai Ban Gye Umarkaid Ki Sja..
Ye H Udasi Jaan Ki Pyasi,
Exam Se Achcha Tum De Do Fasi..!!?!!
Copy Mile Na Chupao Aisi Jagah.

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Jab paper ho out of cntrol. Answer sheet ko karke fold. 
Answer sheet ko karke ke fold, aeroplane banake bol
I WILL…..FAIL……! Student kya jane result ka kya hoga,

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Agr Question Papr Tuff Lge
Ya Smajh Me Na Aye To Ek Gehri Sans Lo Aur Zor Se Chillao
Kami-no Fail Hi Karna He To Exam Kyo Lete Ho...!?


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I Thought I M In Love,
My Nites Going Sleeples
My Days Going Useles
So I Askd God
Is Dis Love?
God Replied
No Dear
Sylabus Zyada Hai Or Tujhe Kuch Nhi Ata Hai


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I Wäs Shockd Ystrday,in My Room All My Books Wr Singing A Song.
.
Guess Which Song?
.
Guess!
.
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O Zra Zra Touch Me Touch Me Touch Me

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The Funniest Situation In Student Life

When We Have No Idea What To Write
In The Exam Paper N The Supervisor Comes
And
Says, "Please Cover Your Answer Sheet"

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Examiner:y R U Under Tension?
Did U Forget Admit Card,id,or Calculator?
Studnt:no Sir!
By Mistake I Have Brought Tomorrow
Exam’s Cheating Material Today.

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C.b.s.e. Pesh Karta H Khas 3rd March.
 Se 3 Ghante Ka Rangarang Karyakrm, 
"Ud Gaye Tote" Watch Live In 
Examination Hall N Experience D Thunder... Ana Jarur

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If U Cry On Seeing D Question Paper It Is An Insult.

If Ur Teacher Cries On Seeing Ur Answer Paper,
It Is Ur Achievement...

Happy Exams Days.

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Aeroplane:
Wright Brothrs
Cycle:
Macmillan
Telephone:
Graham Bell
Telescope:
Galileo
Exams:??


Dhoondo Saa-le Ko!
Mil K Marenge!


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1000 Pages Ki Book Kitne Din Me Padhi Ja Sakti H,
Writer- 6 Months
Doctor- 2 Months
Lawyer- 1 Month
Engg. Student-ye Batao Exam Kab Hai..raat Bhar Mai Nipta Denge
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Hum Jeete Ik Bar Hain
Marte Ik Bar Hain
Pyar V Ik Bar Karte Hain
Shaadi V Ik Bar Karte Hain
Ti Fir Ye Exams Bar Bar Q?
Jago Student Jago!!!!

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A Friend Is One Who Advise You To Study Well !
But
A Best Friend Is One Who Stands In Examination Hall N Says:
"Abey Kitna Likhega?
Larkiya'n Ja Rahi Hyn" ;->

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Koi Book Aisi Milti Jis Pe Dil Luta Dete
Har Subject Ne Dimag Khaya Kisi 1 Ko Nipta Dete
Ab Syllabs Dekh Kar Ye Sochte Hen K
1 Mahina Or Hota To Dunia Hila Detey.

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A Student Grabbed A Coin,

Flipped It In The Air & Said,
“Head, I Go To Sleep.”

Tail, I Watch A Movie.

If It Stands On The Edge I’ll Study

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Fire Ko Aag Kahte He.
Cobra Ko Naag Kahte He.
Garden Ko Baag Kahte He.
Or
"Exams" K Samay Jo Kaam Na Kare,
Use Dimag Kahte He

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Samunder Bhar Syllabus Hain,
Nadi Bhar Padh Pate Hain,
Balti Bhar Yaad Reheta Hain,
Mug Bhar Likh Pate Hain,
Chullu Bhar Number Aate Hain,
Aur Usimein Doob Kar Mar Jaate Hain

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My Nights Are Going Sleepless, My Days Are Going Useless. So i Asked God, "Is This Love?". God Replied, "No Dear, Result Is Near".

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Latest Exam time song - "subah hone na de,
saath khone na de,
ek dusre ko hum sone na de" Warna
.
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. Milega zero... o O o o
Milega zero... o O o O :o

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BORD EXAM me paas honeka ek chamtkari mantra:~
"Padhna-likhna tyag de dost,
Nakal pe rakh aas,
Odh Rajai soja beta,
Rab karega paas!!...
Bolo parchivale baba ki JAY.

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