LuV STORY OF ENGINEER:
I was in 12th
She was in 12th
I got B.Tech
She got BBA
I was doing B.Tech
She got MBA
I was preparing 4 M.TECH entrance
She got married
I m doing M.TECH
She's d mother of 2 children
I got PH.D
Her daughter is in 1st stndrd,
I became DOCTRATE
Hr daughtr passd 10th,
I hav joined job.
Hr Daughtr joined College.
The Greatest irony-
Today is my ENGAGEMENT
& Her daughtr is my WIFE
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 Kanjoos baap k bete ne kha:
"Papa meri GF pregnant ho gayi h.
50,000 mang rhi h,
CHUP rehne ke"
Kanjoos ne khamoshi se paise de diye.
2 mahine baad dusra beta bola:
"Meri GF pregnant h 75,000 mang rhi h.
Kanjoos ne khamoshi se de diye.
6 mahine baad
Kanjoos ki kuwari beti boli:
"Daddy, I am pregnant!"
Kanjoos ne usko gale se Lagaya
Aur beti ka maatha chum ke kaha:
"Shabaash beti,
Ab paise lene ki baari hamari hai"

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Bimar engineering student ki mom boli: jaakar jaanwar ke doctor ko dikha, to hi thik hoga..
Beta: aisa kyun?
Mom: roz subah murge ki tarah uth jata hai, ghode ki tarah bhag k college me jata hai, tote ki tarah external k aage bolta hai, gadhe ki tarah assignments likta hai, phir bi bail ki tarah prof ki galiyan sunta hai, ghar akar sab pe kutte ki tarah bhokta hai, AUR raat ko ullu ki tarah jag kar fb pe chat karta hai, ISLIYE!!

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 Bacha:- Bhagwan kare teacher ki
zuban cut jaye. Roz roz dant ti hai.
Next day zuban cut gai..
Bacha :- Bhagwan kare master ka
hath toot jaye. Tang krta hai...
bahut marta hai.
Next day hath toot jata hai...
Bacha :- Bhagwan mere BAAP ko
utha le.
Bahut marte hai.
Next day baap ghar aate hain,
Bacha :- Papa Aapko kuch nahi
hua ??

Baap :- Nahi kyo
Bacha :- Maa kahan hain...??
Baap :- pados me SHARMA uncle ki
death ho gai hai, wahan Gayi
hain...

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 Few Line For "Bhagalpur"
Wo Kotwali Ki Sham...
Wo Variety Ka Jaam...
Wo Sandis Me Cricket...
Wo Sriyash Ka Market...
Wo Parvati Ki Jalebi...
Wo Bhawna Ki Coffee...
Wo Josephites Ka Gurur...
Wo Tnb Ka Noor...
Wo Children,s Park Me Phulon Ka Khilna..aur Premiyon Ka Chhup Ka Milna...
S.m.college Ki Sadke..jahan Kitno K Dil Dhadke...
Wo Tution Se Nikal Kr Adda Jmana..aur Ghar 2 Ghnte Der Se Janna..!!
Kuch Aisa Hi Hai Hamara ''Bhagalpur''

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 1 Ladki Ko Anguthi Chahiye Thi,
Lekin Uske Boyfriend Ne Use Anguthi K Badle Me 1 Teddy Bear Dia.
Gusse Me Ladki Ne Us Teddy Bear Ko Road Pe Fek Dia.
Boyfriend Teddy Bear Lene Road Pe Gaya Lekin Tabi Peche Se Ek Car Ne Use Takkar Maar Dia Or Wo Ladka Wahi Mar Gaya.
Uske Antim Sanskar K Din Us Ladki Ne Teddy Bear Ko Zoor Se Gale Lagaya Or Tab Teddy Bear K Andar Laga Hua Machine Bola.
"Kya Aap Mujse Shadi Karoge, Anguthi Mere Pocket Me He.
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PaIn Full Love story
एक अंधी लडकी थी । उसे उसके एक दोस्त के
अलावा सबने ठुकरा दिया था । पर वो दोस्त
उससे बहुत प्यार करता था ।
लडकी रोज़ उससे ये कहती कि अगर वो उसे देख
पाती तो उसी से शादी करती । एक दिन किसी ने
उस लडकी को अपने आंखे दे दीं ।
जब वो देख सकने लगी तो उसने
देखा की उसका वह दोस्त अंधा था । दोस्त ने
उससे पूछा की क्या अब वो उससे शादी करेगी ?
लडकी ने साफ़ इनकार कर दिया ।
इस पर उसका दोस्त मुस्कुराया और चुप चाप
उसे एक कागज़ देकर चला गया ।
उसपर लिखा था -
"मेरी आखों का ख्याल रखन
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 A Sad Lov Story
1 Student Ko Apni Classmate Se Pyar
Ho Gaya
Ladke Ne Use Prapose Kiya
Lekin Ladki Ne Inkar Kar Diya
Or
Teacher Ko Uski Complain Kardi
Teacher Ne Ladke Ko Kaafi Daanta Or
1week K Liye Class Se Nikal Diya
Jab 1week Baad Ladka Wapas Class Me
Gaya To
Ladki Ko Us Se Pyar Ho Gaya
Ladki Ne Us Ladke Ki Book Me Likha:
I M Sry & I Love You Too
Ladke Ne Koi Response Nhi Diya
Isi Tarah 4 Saal Guzar Gaye
Moral-bewkuf Ladki Itna Bhi Nahi
Samajti
Ladke Kabhi Books Nahi Kholte Hai.

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3 Sawal, 1jawab.
1baba 1bachi K Sath 1murghi Lekar Ja Rhe The.
Raste Me 1admi Ne Unse 3 Sawal Poche.
1. Apki Umar Kitni Hai.?
2. Is Bachi Ka Ap Se Kya Rishta Hai.?
3. Is Murgi Ki Kimat Kitni Hai.?
Buzrg Ne Sirf 1lafz Bola Aur 3 Sawal K Jawab Mil Gaye.
Ab Batao K Wo Lafz Kaun Sa Tha.?
(Challange)
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-:Real story:-
Ghar ki bani desi ghee ki mithai or
Parathe lekar
Ma-Baap college me padh rahe
Bete se milne gaye..
Unhe saade kapdo me dekh k 1
Ladki ne pucha
"Who r they?"
Ladke ne kaha
"They r d servants from my village"
Ma-Baap ki aankho me khushi k aansu aa gaye..
Humara beta aab angreji bolne laga he..

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1 Ladki Ko Anguthi Chahiye Thi,
Lekin Uske Boyfriend Ne Use Anguthi K
Badle Me 1 Teddy Bear Dia.
Gusse Me Ladki Ne Us Teddy Bear Ko
Road Pe Fek Dia.
Boyfriend Teddy Bear Lene Road Pe Gaya
Lekin Tabi Peche Se Ek Car Ne Use Takkar
Maar Dia Or Wo Ladka Wahi Mar Gaya.
Uske Antim Sanskar K Din Us Ladki Ne
Teddy Bear Ko Zoor Se Gale Lagaya Or
Tab Teddy Bear K Andar Laga Hua Machine Bola.
Kya Aap Mujse Shadi Karoge,
Anguthi Mere Pocket Me He

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ek ladka wid gf bike par ja raha tha
gf said dheere chalao plz
boy- ok but pehle mere kandhe pe hath rakho
girl_ ab plz dheere chalao
boy- ab meri mujhe kas ke pakad lo
girl_ ok ab plz dheere chalao
boy-ab mera helmet pehen lo
girl takes helmet
&
after sometime
unka accident ho gaya boy was died
or ladki helmet ki vajah se
bach gayi
kyonki boy janta tha ki bike ke break fail ho gaye hai
isliye usne ladki ki jaan bachayi

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 Ek ladka apne
Girlfrnd se bahut pyar karta tha...
Ek din usne apne girlfrnd se kaha,
Tum Mere bina 1 din bita k dikhao..
Girlfrnd ne apne boyfrnd ke bina
Ek din bitaya or wo jit gayi..
Dusre din badi hi khushi sewo
Apne boyfrnd se milne gayi.. :-)
But woh mar chuka tha
Coz use canser tha,
Aur uske paas ek hi din bacha tha.
Usne letter me likha tha,
I know, You'll do it... :-)
Aur tumhe aisa roz karna hoga,
Mere liye..
Sirf mere liye...

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Very Sad Love Story

1 Ladki or Ladka Car se
ja rhe the
Ladka 1 SMS’Ladki ko
krta ha
Ladki’SMS’Parne se
Pehle hi Ladke ko Kehti
hai k
Muje ab Tumse
Mohabat nhi Me Tume
Chor rhi hun
1 Dam se Tez Raftar
Car
Unki Car se Takrati hai
Ladka Usi Waqt Mar
jata ha
Ladki Bach jati ha
Kuch Der Bad Ladki
Mobile Utha kar
‘SMS’Parti ha to Us k
Ansu Us Mobile pe
Girte hn ‘SMS’ me Likha
tha
“Jis Din Tum Mujko
Chor do gi Mai Mar
jauga”
Respect Ur Love

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 A Touchy Love Story..
A boy was tired of girlfriend’s msgs which always said: i love u, i miss u..
One night he received a msg from her but didn’t read it, insted he slept
Next day he got a call from his girlfriend’s mom who said:
that her daughter had a car accident & died last night.
He then read the msg in which it was written:
Dear plz come in front of your house, i met with an accident & its my last wish to see u plz.
Friends never ignore anything in life.
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Parkhte rahe
wo hume sari zindgi
Or hum b
unke har
imthehan me
pas hote rahe
Maza aa raha
tha unhe hamri aansuon ki baris me
Or hum b
unke liye bina ruke rote rahe
bedard the wo
kuch is kadar
nind hamri
udakar khud
chan se sote rahe
jinhe pane k
liye humne sab
kuch luta diya
wo hume har kadm par khote rahe
Or 1din jab
hua is ka ehsas unhe
woh hmare
pas aakar
pure din rote
rahe
Or hm b
itne khudgarj nikle yaro
Ki ankhe band kr kafan mai sote rhe.

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Kabhi pehli baar school jane me darr lagta tha,
Aaj har rasta khud hi chunte hai..!!
Kabhi mummy-papa ki har baat sacchi lagti thi,
Aaj unhi se jhuth bolte hai..!!
Kabhi chhoti si chot kitna rulati thi,
Aaj dil toot jata hai phir b sambhal jate hai !!
Ek din tension ka meaning maa se puchna padta tha,
Or aaj tension pr book likh sakte hai..!!
Sach, zindagi ne bahut kuch sikha diya..!
Na jaane humko itna bada kyun bana diya..!
Na jaane humko itna bada kyun bana diya..!
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Ek Baar Suno Kuch Aisa Hua,
Wo Mujh Ko Mili
Main Us Ko Mila,
Izhar Hua
Iqraar Hua,
Wo Dost Bani
Man Yaar Hua,
Usey Ishq Bohat
Mujhe Pyar Bohat,
Hum Dono Mein Takraar Bohat,
Phir Kuch Yun Hua..
Wo Chorr Gayi..
Main Toot Geya,
Phir Kuch Yun Milay,
Wo Tanha Thi..
Main Akela Tha,
Bas Hum Do Thay
Aur Koi Na Tha..
Wo Rone Lagi,
Main Bebas Raha,
Na Pyar Na Hi Izhaar Raha..
Bas Farq Sirf Itna Sa Raha,
WO MITTI K UPAR ROTi RAHi..
MAIN MITTI K ANDAR SOTA RAHA..!!!

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Few Line For "Bhagalpur"
Wo Kotwali Ki Sham...
Wo Variety Ka Jaam...
Wo Sandis Me Cricket...
Wo Sriyash Ka Market...
Wo Parvati Ki Jalebi...
Wo Bhawna Ki Coffee...
Wo Josephites Ka Gurur...
Wo Tnb Ka Noor...
Wo Children,s Park Me Phulon Ka Khilna..aur Premiyon Ka Chhup Ka Milna...
S.m.college Ki Sadke..jahan Kitno K Dil Dhadke...
Wo Tution Se Nikal Kr Adda Jmana..aur Ghar 2 Ghnte Der Se Janna..!!
Kuch Aisa Hi Hai Hamara ''Bhagalpur'' 
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1 Ladki Ko Anguthi Chahiye Thi,
Lekin Uske Boyfriend Ne Use Anguthi K Badle Me 1 Teddy Bear Dia.
Gusse Me Ladki Ne Us Teddy Bear Ko Road Pe Fek Dia.
Boyfriend Teddy Bear Lene Road Pe Gaya Lekin Tabi Peche Se Ek Car Ne Use Takkar Maar Dia Or Wo Ladka Wahi Mar Gaya.
Uske Antim Sanskar K Din Us Ladki Ne Teddy Bear Ko Zoor Se Gale Lagaya Or Tab Teddy Bear K Andar Laga Hua Machine Bola.
"Kya Aap Mujse Shadi Karoge, Anguthi Mere Pocket Me He.
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