WOo BEWAFA h tOo kya Huwa?
Mat BURa kahOo Usko.
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Hum Kisi or kOo set Kr Lenge DaFa krOo usko..:/
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wese B mom kEhTIi h I m sOo
CuTe
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10 lies of boys

1) Mujhe Tumhari Bhot Fikar Ha. (Jhoota :p)

2) Tum Meri Life Ki Pehli Aur Aakhri Pasand
Ho. (Astagfirullah)

3) Cell Silent Pe Tha Jaan. (Larke ka Mobile
Silent Pe :-o)

4) Ammi Ki Call Ha Janu. (Had he Ho Gaye)

5) Hamari Shadi Zaroor Hogi. (Jhoot Moot
Wali)

6) Mushkil Waqt Me Sath Paogi. (Bhagne Walo
Ke)

7)Tum ne Mujy Chora To Me Mar Jaonga. (Kissi
Aur Larki ki Adawon Pe)

8) Tumhare Parent Mere Parents Hen. ( Sirf
Shadi se Pehly tk)

9)Tumhare SIwa Kissi Se Bat Nai Krta. ( Toba
Karo)

10) Tum Nai Mili To Kanwara Betha Rahonga.
(Sirf 1 Hafty Tk)

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FUNNY SMS

 One day a girl asked Molvi,?
Can i Kiss a Boy?
Molvi Replay,?
Naozbillah?
Girl,?
Can i Kiss a Man?
Molve Replay,?
Astagfirullah?
Girl,?
Can i Kiss you?

Molvi,?
Jee Bismillah?

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Funny sms

 

Baccha Teachar Se: Aap Muje Bahot Acchi Lagti Ho.

Mai Aap Se Shadi Karunga.

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Miss Gusse Se; Mujhe Bachon Se Nafrat Hai.
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Bacha: Miss Mai Koshish Karunga Ke Bacche Na ho. :p=DD :D

Baccha rock..teachar shock :P =D

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funny

Ladki Sath Ho To- Hotel Bill,
Ladki Door Ho To- Mobile Bill,
Is Liye Na Lagao Dil,Na Ayega Koi Bill.

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Kutte ko murgi se pyar tha usne murgi se shadi ki Thode time bad Murgi ne Khargosh ko janm diya kutta bola Ye kya hai! murgi boli AJAB PREM KI GAJAB KAHANI..

 Kutte ko murgi se pyar tha

usne murgi se shadi ki

Thode time bad Murgi ne Khargosh ko janm diya

kutta bola Ye kya hai!

murgi boli

AJAB PREM KI GAJAB KAHANI..

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Teacher-agar irada pakka ho to 'jo' hasil karna chaho wo jarur milta he student-rehne do miss agar aisa hota to ap meri 'miss' nhi 'mrs' hoti..

 Teacher-agar irada pakka ho to

 'jo' hasil karna chaho wo jarur milta he

student-rehne do miss agar aisa hota

 to ap meri 'miss' nhi 'mrs' hoti..

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A Beggar Found Rs. 100 He Went To A 5 Star Hotel For Dinner.. Bill Rs. 3000 He was unable to pay! Manager Handed Him To Police! He Gave 100rs To Police & Free! Its Called FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT Without MBA nd MPA..!!;)

A Beggar Found Rs. 100
He Went To A 5 Star Hotel For Dinner..

Bill Rs. 3000 He was unable to pay!
Manager Handed Him To Police!
He Gave 100rs To Police & Free!
Its Called FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT Without
MBA nd MPA..!!;)

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At 3 years old - "i love you, mommy" At 10 years old - "whatever, mom" At 16 years old - "mom's annoying" At 18 years old - "i wish i had a different mother" At 25 years old - "mommy was right' ... At 30 years old - "i want to see how mom's doing" At 50 years old - "i don't want to lose mom" At 70 years old - "i would give up everything to have my mom here with me" LIKE IF U LOVE OR MISS UR MOM ♥

 At 3 years old - "i love you, mommy"
At 10 years old - "whatever, mom"
At 16 years old - "mom's annoying"
At 18 years old - "i wish i had a different mother"
At 25 years old - "mommy was right'
... At 30 years old - "i want to see how mom's doing"
At 50 years old - "i don't want to lose mom"
At 70 years old - "i would give up everything to have my mom here with me"
LIKE IF U LOVE OR MISS UR MOM ♥

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Dear Girlfrnd: When i was sad u were there. When i was crying u were there. ... ... Wen i was unhappy u were there. . . . . now i understood ke kamini sari FAsaad ki jaaar tu hi hai....:D :x :D :P

 Dear Girlfrnd:

When i was sad u were there.

When i was crying u were there.
... ...
Wen i was unhappy u were there.
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now i understood ke kamini sari
FAsaad ki jaaar tu hi hai....:D :x :D :P

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Dear Girlfrnd: When i was sad u were there. When i was crying u were there. ... ... Wen i was unhappy u were there. . . . . now i understood ke kamini sari FAsaad ki jaaar tu hi hai....:D :x :D :P

 Dear Girlfrnd:

When i was sad u were there.

When i was crying u were there.
... ...
Wen i was unhappy u were there.
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now i understood ke kamini sari
FAsaad ki jaaar tu hi hai....:D :x :D :P

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Dear Girlfrnd: When i was sad u were there. When i was crying u were there. ... ... Wen i was unhappy u were there. . . . . now i understood ke kamini sari FAsaad ki jaaar tu hi hai....:D :x :D :P

 Dear Girlfrnd:

When i was sad u were there.

When i was crying u were there.
... ...
Wen i was unhappy u were there.
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now i understood ke kamini sari
FAsaad ki jaaar tu hi hai....:D :x :D :P

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Boy Calls his GF at midnight.. Girl: Hey darling Is everything alright? Boy: I wanted to tell you something important Girl: Aww. but we just talked before too right? Whats it sweety? Boy: I. I . I want to stop our relationship as GF & BF Girl: *Speechless* omg.. But. WHY? I didn't even do anything! Boy: Coz I want to love u as my WIFE Will u marry me Angel....♥ ^_^ Girl: Yesssssssssss ♥ :**

Boy Calls his GF at midnight..

Girl: Hey darling Is everything alright?
Boy: I wanted to tell you something important

Girl: Aww. but we just talked before too right? Whats it sweety?
Boy: I. I . I want to stop our relationship as GF & BF

Girl: *Speechless* omg.. But. WHY? I didn't even do anything!

Boy: Coz I want to love u as my WIFE
Will u marry me Angel....♥ ^_^
Girl: Yesssssssssss ♥ :**

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The guy's eyes got wet with tear by hearing those words. After few minutes her husband came before the lady could say something to the guy, her husband started to say by seeing the guy. "Sir! You here? Meet my wife." Then he said to her wife, "I'm going to assist a project of sir, which is of Rs. 2 Billion. 'n do u know a fact? Sir loved a girl but he didn't get her. That's why still he is unmarried. How much lucky the girl was. Isn't it?

 The guy's eyes got wet with tear by hearing those words.

After few minutes her husband came before the lady could say something to the guy, her husband started to say by seeing the guy.

"Sir! You here? Meet my wife."

Then he said to her wife,

"I'm going to assist a project of sir, which is of Rs. 2 Billion.

'n do u know a fact? Sir loved a girl but he didn't get her.

That's why still he is unmarried.

How much lucky the girl was.

Isn't it?

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Boy (kamina) ne 1 ladki ko call ki.. Boy - Hello Jan I love U.. Ladki - Sachi.. Boy - Really.. Ladki (maha kamini) - Jaanu 100 ka recharge karwo do plz... Boy - Sorry behen wrong number..

 Boy (kamina) ne 1 ladki ko call
ki.. Boy - Hello Jan I love U.. Ladki - Sachi.. Boy - Really.. Ladki (maha kamini) - Jaanu
100 ka recharge karwo do
plz... Boy - Sorry behen wrong
number..

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 Attitude of Indians:
Hate 2 Sit in Govt. Bus
Hate 2 Study in Govt. School
Hate 2 Go to Govt. Hospital

BUT
STILL WANT A GOVERNMENT JOB!

"INCREDIBLE INDIA

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science khta h ki pani boil krne se kitanu marr jate h ..............pr science ko ye nhi pta ki kitanu ki dead bodies to pani me hi rah jati h STUPID SCIENCE........................................................................................................................................................ksm se bachpn se hi genious hu lekin kv ghamand ni kiya.................

science khta h ki pani boil krne se kitanu marr jate h ..............pr science ko ye nhi pta ki kitanu ki dead bodies to pani me hi rah jati h STUPID SCIENCE........................................................................................................................................................ksm se bachpn se hi genious hu lekin kv ghamand ni kiya.................

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!!!....Good Morning friends forever! Agr Dharti par ho to Comment koro, agr swarg me ho to Apsara bhejo, Asman me ho tu Barish bhejo, or agr nark me ho tu Enjoy yourself....!!!

!!!....Good Morning friends forever! Agr Dharti par ho to Comment koro, agr swarg me ho to Apsara bhejo, Asman me ho tu Barish bhejo, or agr nark me ho tu Enjoy yourself....!!!

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Funny sms

Teacher: wat is yr father?
Santa: I.C.S. in  summer nd  P.C.S. in  winter.
Tcher: wat's that?
Santa: Ice cream seller in sumer
Nd Pakoda chat seller in  winter.

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