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Thursday, November 1, 2012

PaIn Full Love story
एक अंधी लडकी थी । उसे उसके एक दोस्त के
अलावा सबने ठुकरा दिया था । पर वो दोस्त
उससे बहुत प्यार करता था ।
लडकी रोज़ उससे ये कहती कि अगर वो उसे देख
पाती तो उसी से शादी करती । एक दिन किसी ने
उस लडकी को अपने आंखे दे दीं ।
जब वो देख सकने लगी तो उसने
देखा की उसका वह दोस्त अंधा था । दोस्त ने
उससे पूछा की क्या अब वो उससे शादी करेगी ?
लडकी ने साफ़ इनकार कर दिया ।
इस पर उसका दोस्त मुस्कुराया और चुप चाप
उसे एक कागज़ देकर चला गया ।
उसपर लिखा था -
"मेरी आखों का ख्याल रखन
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 A Sad Lov Story
1 Student Ko Apni Classmate Se Pyar
Ho Gaya
Ladke Ne Use Prapose Kiya
Lekin Ladki Ne Inkar Kar Diya
Or
Teacher Ko Uski Complain Kardi
Teacher Ne Ladke Ko Kaafi Daanta Or
1week K Liye Class Se Nikal Diya
Jab 1week Baad Ladka Wapas Class Me
Gaya To
Ladki Ko Us Se Pyar Ho Gaya
Ladki Ne Us Ladke Ki Book Me Likha:
I M Sry & I Love You Too
Ladke Ne Koi Response Nhi Diya
Isi Tarah 4 Saal Guzar Gaye
Moral-bewkuf Ladki Itna Bhi Nahi
Samajti
Ladke Kabhi Books Nahi Kholte Hai.

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3 Sawal, 1jawab.
1baba 1bachi K Sath 1murghi Lekar Ja Rhe The.
Raste Me 1admi Ne Unse 3 Sawal Poche.
1. Apki Umar Kitni Hai.?
2. Is Bachi Ka Ap Se Kya Rishta Hai.?
3. Is Murgi Ki Kimat Kitni Hai.?
Buzrg Ne Sirf 1lafz Bola Aur 3 Sawal K Jawab Mil Gaye.
Ab Batao K Wo Lafz Kaun Sa Tha.?
(Challange)
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1 Ladki Ko Anguthi Chahiye Thi,
Lekin Uske Boyfriend Ne Use Anguthi K
Badle Me 1 Teddy Bear Dia.
Gusse Me Ladki Ne Us Teddy Bear Ko
Road Pe Fek Dia.
Boyfriend Teddy Bear Lene Road Pe Gaya
Lekin Tabi Peche Se Ek Car Ne Use Takkar
Maar Dia Or Wo Ladka Wahi Mar Gaya.
Uske Antim Sanskar K Din Us Ladki Ne
Teddy Bear Ko Zoor Se Gale Lagaya Or
Tab Teddy Bear K Andar Laga Hua Machine Bola.
Kya Aap Mujse Shadi Karoge,
Anguthi Mere Pocket Me He

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Kabhi pehli baar school jane me darr lagta tha,
Aaj har rasta khud hi chunte hai..!!
Kabhi mummy-papa ki har baat sacchi lagti thi,
Aaj unhi se jhuth bolte hai..!!
Kabhi chhoti si chot kitna rulati thi,
Aaj dil toot jata hai phir b sambhal jate hai !!
Ek din tension ka meaning maa se puchna padta tha,
Or aaj tension pr book likh sakte hai..!!
Sach, zindagi ne bahut kuch sikha diya..!
Na jaane humko itna bada kyun bana diya..!
Na jaane humko itna bada kyun bana diya..!
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Ek Baar Suno Kuch Aisa Hua,
Wo Mujh Ko Mili
Main Us Ko Mila,
Izhar Hua
Iqraar Hua,
Wo Dost Bani
Man Yaar Hua,
Usey Ishq Bohat
Mujhe Pyar Bohat,
Hum Dono Mein Takraar Bohat,
Phir Kuch Yun Hua..
Wo Chorr Gayi..
Main Toot Geya,
Phir Kuch Yun Milay,
Wo Tanha Thi..
Main Akela Tha,
Bas Hum Do Thay
Aur Koi Na Tha..
Wo Rone Lagi,
Main Bebas Raha,
Na Pyar Na Hi Izhaar Raha..
Bas Farq Sirf Itna Sa Raha,
WO MITTI K UPAR ROTi RAHi..
MAIN MITTI K ANDAR SOTA RAHA..!!!

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Few Line For "Bhagalpur"
Wo Kotwali Ki Sham...
Wo Variety Ka Jaam...
Wo Sandis Me Cricket...
Wo Sriyash Ka Market...
Wo Parvati Ki Jalebi...
Wo Bhawna Ki Coffee...
Wo Josephites Ka Gurur...
Wo Tnb Ka Noor...
Wo Children,s Park Me Phulon Ka Khilna..aur Premiyon Ka Chhup Ka Milna...
S.m.college Ki Sadke..jahan Kitno K Dil Dhadke...
Wo Tution Se Nikal Kr Adda Jmana..aur Ghar 2 Ghnte Der Se Janna..!!
Kuch Aisa Hi Hai Hamara ''Bhagalpur'' 
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1 Ladki Ko Anguthi Chahiye Thi,
Lekin Uske Boyfriend Ne Use Anguthi K Badle Me 1 Teddy Bear Dia.
Gusse Me Ladki Ne Us Teddy Bear Ko Road Pe Fek Dia.
Boyfriend Teddy Bear Lene Road Pe Gaya Lekin Tabi Peche Se Ek Car Ne Use Takkar Maar Dia Or Wo Ladka Wahi Mar Gaya.
Uske Antim Sanskar K Din Us Ladki Ne Teddy Bear Ko Zoor Se Gale Lagaya Or Tab Teddy Bear K Andar Laga Hua Machine Bola.
"Kya Aap Mujse Shadi Karoge, Anguthi Mere Pocket Me He.
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 A Sad Lov Story
1 Student Ko Apni Classmate Se Pyar
Ho Gaya
Ladke Ne Use Prapose Kiya
Lekin Ladki Ne Inkar Kar Diya
Or
Teacher Ko Uski Complain Kardi
Teacher Ne Ladke Ko Kaafi Daanta Or
1week K Liye Class Se Nikal Diya
Jab 1week Baad Ladka Wapas Class Me
Gaya To
Ladki Ko Us Se Pyar Ho Gaya
Ladki Ne Us Ladke Ki Book Me Likha:
I M Sry & I Love You Too
Ladke Ne Koi Response Nhi Diya
Isi Tarah 4 Saal Guzar Gaye
Moral-bewkuf Ladki Itna Bhi Nahi
Samajti
Ladke Kabhi Books Nahi Kholte Hai.

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Painfull Story:
A Guy had cancer & had only 30 days left.
He liked a girl,
working in a CD shop
BUT
never told her abt his LOVE.
Everyday.
He usd 2 buy a CD just 2 spend sometime with her.
After a month he died.
When the girl went in serch 4 him, his mom told
he died due 2.
Cancer & took 2 his room, Ver she saw al
the CD's unopened & the girl started crying
U knw y
Bcoz she had Love letters 4 him inside CD's
Both loved each other bt never expressed.
So always Be FRANK
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A Sad Lov Story
1 Student Ko Apni Classmate Se Pyar
Ho Gaya
Ladke Ne Use Prapose Kiya
Lekin Ladki Ne Inkar Kar Diya
Or
Teacher Ko Uski Complain Kardi
Teacher Ne Ladke Ko Kaafi Daanta Or
1week K Liye Class Se Nikal Diya
Jab 1week Baad Ladka Wapas Class Me
Gaya To
Ladki Ko Us Se Pyar Ho Gaya
Ladki Ne Us Ladke Ki Book Me Likha:
I M Sry & I Love You Too
Ladke Ne Koi Response Nhi Diya
Isi Tarah 4 Saal Guzar Gaye
Moral-bewkuf Ladki Itna Bhi Nahi
Samajti
Ladke Kabhi Books Nahi Kholte Hai.


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 14 saal ke ladke ko, 10 saal ki khubsurat ladki ki
photo raste mein mili,
aur us ladke ko ladki se pyar ho gya.
uska us ladki k liye pyar dhire-2 badne lga.
wo us ladki se bhut pyar karne lga.
Lekin wo ladka us ladki ko kbi nahi pa ska.
Kuch saal bad.
Uski wife ne wo photo dekha aur pucha:
tumhe ye photo kha se mila?
ladke ne pucha kyun?
Ladki boli: meri photo kho gyi thi jab mein 10
saal ki thi.
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 Ek din khuda ne mujse aakar kahan ki...
mat kar itna intjar uska is janame uska milna na mumkin hai
maine kaha is janam me na sahi agle janam me to mumkin hai
fir khuda ne kaha mat kar itna pyaar pa6tayega
mene kaha mebhi to dekhu k tu kitna meri ruh ko tadpayega
khudane fir mujse kaha mat bhul apni oukad k tu ek inshan hai
mene bhi kh diya mila de mujhe mere pyaar se or sabit kar de k tu hi bhagwan hai...
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Zindagi ka pehla pyaar kaun bhulaata hai

Ye dil ka ehsaas pehli pehli baar hota hai

jab koi kisi ko khud se badhkar chahta hai

Uski pasand uski khwahish mein khud ko bhool jaata hai

Akele mein uska naam likh likh k muskuraata hai

...Baat karne se pehle sochta hai kya kehna hai,

Baat hone k baad phir kuch kehna reh jaata hai

Hota hai khoobsoorat itna pehla pyaar,

to na jaane kyun aksar adhoora reh jaata hai ye pyaar.!??

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जब उसकी धुन में रहा करते थे, हम भी चुप चुप जिया करते थे
लोग आते थे गजल सुंनाने, हम उसकी बात किया करते थे
घर की दीवार सजाने के खातिर, हम उसका नाम लिखा करते थे!
कल उसको देख कर याद आया हमे,
हम भी कभी मोहोब्बत किया करते थे, लोग मुझे देख कर उसका नाम लिया करते थे
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Ek ladka ek ladki ko cafe mein akele baitha dekh kar ladki ki table par gaya aur kaha:
kya main aap ke saath baith
sakta hoon?

Ladki (Chillai): nahin, main aaj raat tumhare saath nahin guzaar sakti... !

sab log dekhne lage..
ladka sharminda ho gaya..

kuch der baad ladki uske paas gayi aur maafi mangi aur kaha: Main HUMAN NATURE ke upar study kar rahi hoon aur padh rahi hoon ke log sharminda ho kar kya mehsoos karte hain...

Ladka (Chillaya): What...?? 10 Hazar ek raat ke bahut zyada hain, kuch kam karo yaar...

Sab log ladki ko dekhkar hasne lage. .
Aur phir ladka aahista se bola:
Ab kar Study HUMAN NATURE pe :)

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A Girl Updated her Status on
facebook:
":(("
1st Boy Commented:
What happened Babes? Am therefor you ?? :/
*She Blocked Him*

2nd Boy Commeted:
aawww My Baby, I Love you...
Please don't Cry.. :(
*She Blocked Him too.. :S

3rd Boy Commeted:
Hat be.. =O
Jab Dekho Roti rehti hai
facebook pe..!! :@
*She Blocked him too..*
.
.
.

4th Boy Commented:
Kya hua Dear ??
Kya Main AapkiKuch Help
karoon ???
She Commented back:
Haan BHAIYA.. Inbox mein Batati hun..!! :) ** This Time..
The Boy Blocked Her :) :) :)

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 એક છોટી સી લવ - સ્ટોરી :
બે પ્રેમી પંખીડા પહાડો માં ફરવા નીકળ્યા ...
અચાનક છોકરા ને ઠેસ વાગી ને એના અંગુઠામાં થી દડ દડ કરતુ લોહી વહેતું થય ગયું
છોકરા ને થયું હમણાં એની પ્રેમિકા દુપટ્ટાને ફાડી ને પાટો બાંધશે ...
એણે પ્રેમિકા ના દુપટ્ટા સામે જોયું ..
પ્રેમિકા નજીક આવી....એની આંખો માં આંખો નાખી ને બોલી :
" ડાય'નો થા માં ...૧૮૦૦ નો ડ્રેસ છે ...ને મેચિંગ દુપટ્ટો તો માંડ મળ્યો છે ..છાનોમાનો ખિસ્સામાંથી રૂમાલ કાઢ "

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Once
Upon A Time Bermuda Triangle Used To Be Known As Bermuda Square. Legend
Says That, There Was A Rift Between The Gods And Rajnikanth, As The
Gods Decided To Stay On This Earth. This Decision Angered Rajnikanth
Immensely. Later On Both Of The Decided To Battle Against Each Other In
Bermuda Square. On The Day Of The Battle, Rajnikanth
Kicked One Of The Islands Of Bermuda Square Which Was The Army Base Of
The Gods Towards The Sky. Thus Resulting In Bermuda Triangle. But This
Part Of The Island Went Up Very High And Got Stuck Between Mars And
Jupiter And Broke Into Billions Of Pieces, Which Is Today Known As The
Asteroid Belt. The Gods Got Scared Of Him And Never Dared To Come Back
On Earth.moral: You Don’t Mess With Rajnikanth Because Rajnikanth Messes With You. Mind It!
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Pahela no PREM ="Ankho thi saru thato,mulakato thi vadhto ane Aansu thi Samapt thato",
AND Aaj no PREM ="Mobile thi saru thay,sms thi vadhe ane tame Dial karel Number haal ma vyast 6e tyathi puro thay 6e.....
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