titanic movie dekhne ke baad
GIrls :- awwe !! so romantic ♥ ♥
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BOyz :- yarr woH DRAwing wala Scene PHir se lagayio toh zara . ;) :p

MoRAl :- akHIr HUm boyz TOH boyz hi rhenge :)

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Dear Facebook
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Whenever i Add Girf U always
ask"Do you know her" ??
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I want to ask U..
Teri Behan lagti hai kamine......?? :p =D :D

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An ordinary person will be with books
But an extraordinary person will be in that book

We all are extraordinary persons.
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we are on
“FACEBOOK”
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A Lady to Beggar: I have seen u somewhere..
but can’t remember..!!

Beggar: Oh Madam,
U forgot,
We are friends on Facebook!!

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FACEBOOK
Sirf Teen Chizon Se Chalta Hai.....
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InterNet,
InterNet
AND
INTERNET..!!

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FOR GIRLS..... !!!!!
To avoid so many
Friend requests...
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Kindly put ur original images on ur
Facebook profiles ;)

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Gunda facebook pe account banaya.
Usko yeh samajh nahi araha tha
Ki "Wall" pe kya likhe.
Bohut soch k uss ne likha 
"Yahan peshab karna mana hai"

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Height Of Fb-
Mother-Have You Opened Any Book Toaday Till Now
Son:Yes,I will Open It Daily
Mother:Which Book?
Son:Facebook

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Girl: Why Is My Name Always In Your
Facebook Status?
Boy: Facebook Keeps Asking Me
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What's On My Mind? N Honestly It's
Always U..!

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Santa- facebook kya he,
banta- social networking site,
Santa- nhi re.
Banta- fir kya adi.
Santa- dosto ka news chenal?

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Police-ma'm ur husbnd had n accident,
Plz come to identify body now.
Wife- i m buzy now,
U take photo n tag me on facebook,
If its he ,i will click like

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Height of addiction:
In a college form,
When asked about
"PERMANENT ADDRESS",
A student wrote
facebook

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Modern Style wedding

Pujari: Do u Both Agree
To Change Your
Facebook Status to MARRIED?
Couple: Yes, we do
Pujari: Vivah sammpan

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1 friend-agr muje apni gf
Facebook pr milegi to
Uske wall pr kya likunga.
2 friend-tm likna ki
"IS WALL PR PESAAB KRNA MANA HAI"

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FACE BOOOK pe CONTINUE online rehne ka matlab.
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Girls hostel ke saamne
Kursiii lekar baithne jaisa hai

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An unmarried man wrote his
Status on Facebook as:
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"Wanted wife "
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2 girls liked it...
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And 140 men commented..
"Meri leja"

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Why is Facebook such a hit?
Bcoz it works on the principle that,
"People are more interested in others'
Life rather than their own".

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FACEBOOK humara planet hai,
Hum sab facebook wasi friends-friends hai,
Hume apna planet prano se bhi pyaraa hai,
Iski sukh samridhi, vivid jokes, aur
Posts per hume garv hai,
Hum iske, page owner banne ka sada
Preyatn karthe rehenge...
Hum apne matha-pitha, shikshako, aur
Gurujano se chup ke- humesha online
Aane ka promiss lete hain...
Facebook wasiyon ke kalyan aur
Samridhi me hi humara sukh hit hai..
!!!JAI FACEBOOK!!!

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BAAT BOLE

NARAZ MAT HONA

BOL DE

SOCH LO

HUM

TUMSE

BAHUT

PYAAR


SE KAH RAHE HE COMMENT KAR DIYA KARO
WARNA TUMAHARA PHONE CHORI KARWA DUNGA

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Fact:
How do girls start a
Conversation with each other on facebook?
Girl1 :Hey cutie mutie mooh
Girl2 :Hiiieeee.. My darlzzz..
Chupie mumiee loohh..
&
How do boys start a
Conversation with each other on
Facebook ?
Boy 1 : aur chu#%ye....
Boy 2 : Haan bc.. !!Bol

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