Messages(): September 2012

Saturday, September 29, 2012

Funny Sms

Wife: Meri Tabyat Thek Nhi Lag Rahi Hy

Husband: Ohhh, Me To Shopping Pe Jane Ka
Soch Raha Tha

Wife: Me Mazaq kr Rahi Thi

Husband: Me B Mazaq kr Raha Tha.

Chal uth k Roti Paka... :p ::D

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Quotes

Being a good person

not depend on your

religion or status in life

your race or skin color

political views or culture

It depends on how good

you treat others
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Funny sms

Baccha Teachar Se: Aap Muje Bahot Acchi Lagti Ho.

Mai Aap Se Shadi Karunga.

.

.

Miss Gusse Se; Mujhe Bachon Se Nafrat Hai.
.

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Bacha: Miss Mai Koshish Karunga Ke Bacche Na ho. :p=DD :D

Baccha rock..teachar shock :P =D

Love Sms

2 ladke 2 ladkiyo ka roj peecha kar rahe the

thode dino k baad
dono ladkiyo ne tang aakar un dono ko rakhi bandh di ... :O

tab ladko ne ek dusre
se kaha-
chal ab tu meri behan se shadi kar le aur mai
teri behan se kar leta hu... xD

Boys are Always Boys !! .. :P

Story of love

ek khaamosh msg<< 1 dafa ek budhi aurat apne bete ke sath park me

baithi hui thi.

paas hi ek kawwa baitha hua tha.

MAA ne apne bete se kaha

k"kya hai."

beta bola"ye kawwa hai." MAA ne kuch der baad fir pucha k

"ye kya hai."

beta bola"ye kawwa hai."

MAA ne fir pucha

"ye kya hai."

beta gusse se bola"kitni baar bataun k ye kawwa hai." MAA hansi aur boli

"beta jab tu 3 saal ka tha,

to yahi jagah thi aur aisa hi kawwa paas baitha

hua tha.

aur tu ne 40 baar pucha tha aur mai ne 40 martaba

tera maatha choom ke bataya tha K ye kawwa hai.

______ EK KHAAMOSH MSG ______ "APNI MAA SE HUMESHA PYAAR KARO

AGAR YE HASTI KHO GAYI TO DOBARA NAHI MILEGI"
.

FOR YOU MY LOVE

Dil main har raaaz dabaa key rakhtay hein

Honton pay Muskaan sajaa key rakhtay hein..

ye duneeya sirff Khushee mein saath daytee hai..

iss liye hum apnay aansoo chupaaa kay rakhtey hein…

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Hot sms

Santa suhagrat main biwi k piche se daal raha tha
Biwi: ji aage se dalte hai
santa: tujhe kaise patya
Biwi: main jab college main thi to gunde utha le gaye the unhone aage se dala tha
santa : ye gunde bhi confuse karte hain mujhe le gaye the to piche se daala tha..

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Hot sms

Full Form & Actual Meaning of Condom
Teacher Ne Sex Education Ki Class Mein Ladkiyo Se Pucha.
Teacher: “Kya Kisi Ko Pata Hai Ki Condom Ki Full Form Kya Hai”
Chinki Huste Hue: “Mam, C’ontrol O’n N’atural D’rops O’f M’an – Is Called Condom”
Bechari Teacher Chinki Ka Muh Dehti Rah Gayi

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hot sms

College Mein Ek Ladke Ne Chinki KoDekha Aur Bola.
Ladka: “Janeman Aajkal To Fuddi (Choot) Ki Badi Demand Ho Gayi Hai”
Chinki: “Beta Ye Aur Bhi Jyada Hoti, Agar Tum Ladke Gaand Marwana Shuru Na Karte“.

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Biology teacher:
Ager ladki ko Asthma attack aaye to
use der tak apne honto se sans do.......
Stud: wo to thik hai, Lekin aisa kyakre
ke usey Asthma attack aaye?
student rocks
teacher shocks

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Hot sms

Ek chutiye shayar ne arz kiya hai..
Shaam Diyo Se Sajaye Bethe Hai, Khushbu Badan Pe
Lagaye Bethe Hai, Hamari Deewangi Ka Alam To Dekho,
Wo Raat Ko Aanewale Hai Aur Hum Dopahar Se Hi Condom
Chadaye Bethe Hai..

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Hot sms

Ladka Aur Ladki Hotel Mein Kamara Book Karwane Pahunche
Ladka: “Bhai Saab, Room Chahiye”
Manager: “Kis Liye?”
Ladka: “Madam Ko Polio Ki Khurak Deni Hai”
Manager: “Magar Ye To 18 Saal Ki Hai”
Ladka: “Inhone Bachpan Mein Dawa Pine Ke Baad Ulti Kardi Thi, Isliye Dawa Niche Se Dalni Padegi“
>Virgin ♥

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Hot sms

Ladki Apne Boyfriend Se Boli:
Kal Teri Yaad Mein Main Itni Doob
Gayi. .
Kal Teri Yaad Mein Main Itni Doob
Gayi. .
Sandaas Karne Baithi Thi, Panty
Utarna
Bhool Gayi..!

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Hot sms

Tuje paane ke liye kuch bhi kar sakta hu,
Tere pyar mein jee mar sakta hu,
Firbi agar tu naa mila,
To
Ye formula dusre pe try kar sakta hu.

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Friday, September 28, 2012

i miss u my love

Aasmaan ke taare aksar pucha karte hain,

kiya tumhe ab bhi intezar hain uske laut aane ka?

aur dil muskura ke kehta hain mujhe to ab bhi yakeen nahi uske jaaney ka

Thursday, September 27, 2012

Christ mas sms

20.
Christmas is not a time nor a season,
But a state of mind.
To cherish peace and goodwill,
To be plenteous in mercy,
is to have the real spirit of Christmas.

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.Merry Xmas

19.
Whn our hearts r empty,v collect things.
.So, on d Eve of Xmas i wish tht..D Jingle Bells of Love Kindnes,
Happines,Joy,
Humanity u spreads around...
Comes back 2U in doubly echo sounds
.Merry Xmas

MERRY XMAS

18.
Joy resounds in the hearts of those who believe in the miracle of Christmas!
Wishing you all the peace, joy,
and love of the season!
MERRY XMAS

Christ mass sms

17.
It was always said of him,
that he knew how to keep Christmas well,
if any man alive possessed the knowledge.
May that be truly said of us, and all of us!
And so,as Tiny Tim observed,
"God Bless Us, Every One!

Merry Christmas.

16
Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar
jeevan mein laye khushiyan apaar,
santa clause aaye aapke dwar,
subhkamna hamarikare sweekar.
Merry Christmas.

merry Xmas. Sms

15.
Bells r ringing d wishes of christmas,
the flying snowflakes sending most sincere blessings 2 u.
Wishing u & ur family a very merry Xmas.

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MERRY XMAS sms

14.
Joy resounds in the hearts of those
who believe in the miracle of Christmas!
Wishing you all the peace, joy,
and love of the season!
MERRY XMAS

christmass sms

13.
It was always said of him,
that he knew how to keep Christmas well,
if any man alive possessed the knowledge.
May that be truly said of us,
and all of us!
And so,as Tiny Tim observed,
God Bless Us, Every One!

MERRY XMAS

12.
Joy resounds in the hearts of those
who believe in the miracle of Christmas!
Wishing you all the peace, joy,
and love of the season! MERRY XMAS

MERRY XMAS

11.
Joy resounds in the hearts of those
who believe in the miracle of Christmas!
Wishing you all the peace, joy,
and love of the season! MERRY XMAS

Merry Christmas.

10.
Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar
jeevan mein laye khushiyan apaar,
santa clause aaye aapke dwar,
subhkamna hamarikare sweekar.
Merry Christmas.

merry Xmas.

9.
Bells r ringing d wishes of christmas,
the flying snowflakes sending most sincere blessings 2 u.
Wishing u & ur family a very merry Xmas.

Merry Christmas.

8.
Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar
jeevan mein laye khushiyan apaar,
santa clause aaye aapke dwar,
subhkamna hamarikare sweekar.
Merry Christmas.

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Merry Xmas

7.
Whn our hearts r empty,
v collect things..So,
on d Eve of Xmas i wish tht..D Jingle Bells of Love Kindnes,
Happines,Joy,Humanity u spreads around...
Comes back 2U in doubly echo sounds. Merry Xmas

Happy christmas

6.
Christmas is not a time nor a season,
But a state of mind.
To cherish peace and goodwill,
To be plenteous in mercy,
is to have the real spirit of Christmas.

Merry Christmas

5
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I SÉT ÜP ThiS CHRISTMAS TREE
JusT FöR YöÜ.
It BrinGs WitH it, Höpe,
JöY, Löve & PéacE.
Merry Christmas 2 u

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Marry christmas

4.
Christmas is a state of mind,
when you cherish peace and goodwill.
The real spirit of Christmas is to have mercy,
love and faith Marry christmas .

Marry christmas

3.
Joy resounds in the hearts of those
who believe in the miracle of Christmas!
Wishing you all the peace, joy,
and love of the season!
Season’s Greetings!Marry christmas
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happyX-mas

Lets welcome the year which is fresh
Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,
Lets cherish each moment it beholds,
Lets celebrate this blissful
New year. Merry X-mas

Happy christmas

1
To your ene
my, forgiveness.
To an opponent, tolerance.
To a friend, your heart.
To a customer, service.
To all, charity.
To every child,
a good example.
To yourself,
respect.merry christmas

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friendship

Sarhad ke is par hum bhi hai Tum bhi ho,

Milne ko bekarar hum bhi hai tum bhi ho,

Sine mai Dono ke darakhta hai ek he dil,

Mohabbat ke talabghar Hum bhi hai tum bhi ho,

Tho fir koun hai jo hamain rookta hai,

Galat fehmi ka shikar hum bhi hai tum bhi ho

sad sms

Unki Yado Me Dub gaye The..

Sari Duniya KoBhul Gye The...

Log Agar PuchheMarr Kese Gye,,,

To Keh Dena Unke Khwab Me,,,

Aankhe kholna Bhul Gye The

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

friendship sms

Waqt mile to hume yaad korlena,

Pal pal na sahi din mai ek bar kor lena,
Dost honge aapke hazaro par hamesha
bhi koi hai itna yaad korlena
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love sms

Kuch Sochu To Apka Khayal Aa Jata He
Kuch Bolu To Apka Nam Aa Jata He
Kab Tak Chupau Dil Ki Baat
Apki Har Ada Par Humko Pyar Aa Jata He

funny

Ladki Sath Ho To- Hotel Bill,
Ladki Door Ho To- Mobile Bill,
Is Liye Na Lagao Dil,Na Ayega Koi Bill.

Monday, September 24, 2012

Shayri sms

Kis Kis Ne

Kis Kis Ko Kiss Kiya

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Kis Kis Ne

Kis Kis Ko Kiss Kiya

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Main Wo Bad Nasib Hoo

Jo Kitna Kiss Miss Kiya

shayri sms

ASSALAM WALEKUM FRIENDS

Me Tujh Ko Bhool Jata Hoon

Iss Aarzi Bsery Me

Raat Ki Tanhai-Oon Me
Subha K Swaery Me
Me Tujh Ko Bhool Jata Hoon
Magr!
Mery Khuda
Hafiz Hai Tu Sb Ka

Iss Ko Karam Kahoon K Ehsan Hai Tera
K Tere Pyar Ki Nazrein
Hain Rehteen Sda Mugh Pr

Tu Mugh Ko De Rha Hai Sb
Nhi Bhoola Kabhi Mujh Ko

To Phir Kiun!
Zmana Chhor Kr Sara
Me Tujh Ko Bhool Jata Hoon

Sad sms

Kuch Rasty B Mushkil Thy
Kuch Tm B Thy Pathar Dil

Kuc Mnzilen Then Door Bht
Kuc Rehbr Ty Pathr Dil

Kesy Amada Krty Kisi Ko
Sun'ny Waly Thy Pathr Dil

Kuc Men Ti Hassas Bht
Kuc Log Mily Pthr Dil

Yahan Sb K Seeny Men
Rakha Gya He Pthr Dil

Ab Ankhen B Pthra Chuken
Dil To Pehly Tha Pthr Dil

Dard E Muhbbt Maar Hi Dalta
Hoty Tm B Agr Pathr Dil

Aj Us K Lbon Se Dilkash
Kitni Herat Se Suna, Pthr Dil

Anaa Ne Uski Jhukny Na Diya
Or Aj Toot Gya Pthr Dil

Friends for ever

Dil Se Likhi Baate Dil ko Chhu jati hai,
Yeh aksar unkahi baat keh jati he,
kuch log dosti ke mayne badal dete hai,
Or kuch logo ki dosti se duniya badal jati hai..

STORY

Once upon a time, a person with an unusual bird came to king Akbar. Akbar was thrilled to see such a beautiful bird that he had never before seen. All his subjects too were astonished. The person said - this is the rarest bird in the whole world an it took me 7 years to find it. King said - it is an extraordinary bird. i love it. I'd like to buy it from you. how much do you want for it? Person - your majesty, i m not here to sell it. this is the rarest bird in the whole world. it belongs only with the mighty king. i want to gift it to you. King - i admire your gift. so plz do accept mine too. here are 10,000 gold coins. these are not a price for the bird, just a gift. Just then birbal stands up and says- your majesty, i think this bird is too dirty. maybe you should give it a bath first. King - you are right birbal. The king calls his servant and tells him to give it a bath. the person who brought the bird gets scared as he had painted the bird t

o make it look different. He tries desperately to stop the king from getting it a bath but nothing works as the king knows that if birbal has said it, then it must have something important. Seeing that his attempts failed, he confesses his guilt and is put into prison by the king. King - Birbal, how did you know that the bird was a fake? Birbal - It was simple. i saw that the nails of the bird seller were painted with the same color as that of the bird. i immediately realized that he had painted the bird to make it look unusual. What do we learn from this story??? We learn that birbal was gay!! he was looking at the nail polish of the bird seller while everyone else was admiring the bird..!! :P :D

Good Night ♥ Take Care..! Keep Smiling & Rocking

Shams

Sunday, September 23, 2012

friendship sms

Being a friend is not just

sharing a joke, a conversation,

a cup of coffee or a funny story.

It means sharing an honest and

true part of yourself.

friends forever

When I was born, GOD said,

"Oh No! Another IDIOT".

When you were born, GOD said,

"OH No! COMPETITION".

Who knew, one day these two

will become FREINDS FOREVER!

Friends forever

Sometimes in life we think we don't need anyone. But sometime we don't have anyone when we need... So don't let your best buddies go ever...

Friday, September 7, 2012

Kuch paane ke liye kuch khona padta hai, Muskurane ke liye rona bhi padta hai, yu he nahi ho jata hai sabera, Subha dekhne ke liye raat bhar sona padta hai.

Kuch paane ke liye kuch khona padta hai,

Muskurane ke liye rona bhi padta hai,

yu he nahi ho jata hai sabera,

Subha dekhne ke liye raat bhar sona padta hai.

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Thursday, September 6, 2012

Kutte ko murgi se pyar tha usne murgi se shadi ki Thode time bad Murgi ne Khargosh ko janm diya kutta bola Ye kya hai! murgi boli AJAB PREM KI GAJAB KAHANI..

Kutte ko murgi se pyar tha

usne murgi se shadi ki

Thode time bad Murgi ne Khargosh ko janm diya

kutta bola Ye kya hai!

murgi boli

AJAB PREM KI GAJAB KAHANI..

Teacher-agar irada pakka ho to 'jo' hasil karna chaho wo jarur milta he student-rehne do miss agar aisa hota to ap meri 'miss' nhi 'mrs' hoti..

Teacher-agar irada pakka ho to

'jo' hasil karna chaho wo jarur milta he

student-rehne do miss agar aisa hota

to ap meri 'miss' nhi 'mrs' hoti..

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