Friday, February 15, 2013
GALTI MERI THI”
Usne mujhe chaha hi nahi’
Main chahat samajh betha.
.
“GALTI MERI THI”
.
Uski pal bhar ki muskurahat ko
piyar samjh baitha
.
“GALTI MERI THI”
.
Wo to har baat par haan karti thi
Main hi iqraR samjh baitha
.
“GALTI MERI THI”
.
Usne mujhse ziyada ehmiyat di
mere doston ko
Main uski ye ada mazakh samjh
baitha
.
“GALTI MERI THI”
.
Usne kaha bhi tha koi or hai meri
zindagi mE
Main hi khud ko uski zindagi
samajh baitha
.
“GALTI MERI THI" www.simplemessagingservice.blogspot.com
Usne mujhe chaha hi nahi’
Main chahat samajh betha.
.
“GALTI MERI THI”
.
Uski pal bhar ki muskurahat ko
piyar samjh baitha
.
“GALTI MERI THI”
.
Wo to har baat par haan karti thi
Main hi iqraR samjh baitha
.
“GALTI MERI THI”
.
Usne mujhse ziyada ehmiyat di
mere doston ko
Main uski ye ada mazakh samjh
baitha
.
“GALTI MERI THI”
.
Usne kaha bhi tha koi or hai meri
zindagi mE
Main hi khud ko uski zindagi
samajh baitha
.
“GALTI MERI THI" www.simplemessagingservice.blogspot.com
kaha hamne unse thahar jao,
na jao bapas laut aao,
hamne kaha har baat manege teri,
to usne kaha chale jao.
Hamne kaha ham mar jayege,
bin tumare na jee payege,
to dosto usne kaha ham ab tere saath na rah payege..
www.simplemessagingservice.blogspot.com
na jao bapas laut aao,
hamne kaha har baat manege teri,
to usne kaha chale jao.
Hamne kaha ham mar jayege,
bin tumare na jee payege,
to dosto usne kaha ham ab tere saath na rah payege..
www.simplemessagingservice.blogspot.com
Guys, here is very eye opening interview of a married man for the benefit of the unmarried ones, who may learn a few things... Interview of a Married Man (for the benefit of the unmarried ones) Reporter: So how is your married life? The married man: First of all, "married life" is an oxymoron. Reporter: But people say marriages are made in heaven? The married man: Only if heaven is full of Chinese people. Reporter: So yours was an arranged marriage, how was it? The married man: Arrange marriage for a man is like Eid for a goat. They treat him like a prince, feed him with great foods, and dress him with bright colors and then. Reporter: Hmmmm, so when did you realize that married life is dangerous? The married man: I knew it from day one, marriage is danger, that's why the bride always wears RED. Reporter: I've heard that arranged marriages last longer that the love ones? Is it true? The married man: Love marriages, hahaha, mostly it goes like this: We are made for each other. We are mad for each other. We are maid for each other. Reporter: If it is that bad then how married people pass their time? The married man: They watch a lot of TV. Wife watches "Punar-Vivah" and husband wants it for real. Reporter: So, why you guys don't do any fun things, like playing games together? The married man: Yes we do. Me and my wife, we are playing a game called "You to be blamed", very close game, right now she is leading by 1876 - 1. Reporter: Okay, tell us, what kind of conversations you guys make while you're free? The married man: She asks a lot of questions, every wife does, and as start answering their questions, they start questioning our answers. Reporter: So any tips you wanna share? The married man: Yep, quite a few: (A) Don't waste your energy trying to make her laugh, she'll treat you like a clown anyway. (B) Never reply to your wife's "I love you" text with an OKAY. (C) Remember, a perfect husband is one who apologies every time his wife makes a mistake. (D) And yes, take your wife on holidays to different places of the world, that will increase chances of her being lost.
Husband: "Honey I've been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get the promotion. So could you please pack enough clothes for a week, set out my rod and fishing box. We're leaving from office and I'll swing by the house to pick my things. Oh, Please pack my new blue silk pajamas!" The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being a good wife she did exactly as her husband said. The following Weekend he came home a little tired but looking good. The wife welcomed him and asked if he caught many fish? He said, "Yes, Lots of Salmon, Blue gill and a few Swordfish. But why didn't u pack my blue silk pajamas?" "I did... They're in your fishing box !!!
Husband: "Honey I've been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get the promotion. So could you please pack enough clothes for a week, set out my rod and fishing box. We're leaving from office and I'll swing by the house to pick my things. Oh, Please pack my new blue silk pajamas!" The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being a good wife she did exactly as her husband said. The following Weekend he came home a little tired but looking good. The wife welcomed him and asked if he caught many fish? He said, "Yes, Lots of Salmon, Blue gill and a few Swordfish. But why didn't u pack my blue silk pajamas?" "I did... They're in your fishing box !!!
Husband: "Honey I've been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get the promotion. So could you please pack enough clothes for a week, set out my rod and fishing box. We're leaving from office and I'll swing by the house to pick my things. Oh, Please pack my new blue silk pajamas!"
The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being a good wife she did exactly as her husband said. The following Weekend he came home a little tired but looking good.
The wife welcomed him and asked if he caught many fish?
He said, "Yes, Lots of Salmon, Blue gill and a few Swordfish. But why didn't u pack my blue silk pajamas?"
"I did... They're in your fishing box !!!
Husband: "Honey I've been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get the promotion. So could you please pack enough clothes for a week, set out my rod and fishing box. We're leaving from office and I'll swing by the house to pick my things. Oh, Please pack my new blue silk pajamas!"
The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being a good wife she did exactly as her husband said. The following Weekend he came home a little tired but looking good.
The wife welcomed him and asked if he caught many fish?
He said, "Yes, Lots of Salmon, Blue gill and a few Swordfish. But why didn't u pack my blue silk pajamas?"
"I did... They're in your fishing box !!!
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