April Fool SMS

U are a...



B. I. T. C. H.



Beautiful



Intelligent



Talented



Cute



Horny



r u smiling now?


*YOU BITCH*



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WARNING ! ! !



This is a VIRUS . . .



When you turn your phone

 off it WON'T WORK AGAIN

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Hi,

Doing nothing?

Then Make a Place,

4 Me in ur Heart!!

I May come there any time!

Ur's Faithfully,

"HeArT aTtAcK"

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A study has proved
that all fools use their
THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try
 2 change ur finger!
 Catch another fool!

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I want U to know that
 U are very important to me,
 It's impossible for me to live
without U even 4 a second!
 U r my life & I can feel U everywhere....
 DON'T MIND I WAS
TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN...

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SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ...

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Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge...






Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..

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You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!


Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

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You are equal to sixty james bond!


How??


007 * 60 = 420
 

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We've known each other
 for quite a while now,
 do u think we can b
 more than friends?
 cos i like u very much.
 will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?

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