April Fool SMS

U are a...



B. I. T. C. H.



Beautiful



Intelligent



Talented



Cute



Horny



r u smiling now?


*YOU BITCH*



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WARNING ! ! !



This is a VIRUS . . .



When you turn your phone

 off it WON'T WORK AGAIN

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Hi,

Doing nothing?

Then Make a Place,

4 Me in ur Heart!!

I May come there any time!

Ur's Faithfully,

"HeArT aTtAcK"

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A study has proved
that all fools use their
THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try
 2 change ur finger!
 Catch another fool!

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I want U to know that
 U are very important to me,
 It's impossible for me to live
without U even 4 a second!
 U r my life & I can feel U everywhere....
 DON'T MIND I WAS
TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN...

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SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ...

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Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge...






Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..

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You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!


Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

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You are equal to sixty james bond!


How??


007 * 60 = 420
 

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We've known each other
 for quite a while now,
 do u think we can b
 more than friends?
 cos i like u very much.
 will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?

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FRIENDSHIP SMS

FRIENDSHIP isn't how U
forGet but how U forGive,
Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand,
 Not what U see but how U feel,
 and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!
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KeEping a FRIEND is
 As Difficult AS losing one.
 U sacrifice A lot To keep them.
 I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u...
 but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..
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As long as we have memories,
 yesterday remains; as long as we have hope,
 tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship,
each day is never a waste.
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Its not an achievement to make
1000's friends in a year,
 but an achievement is when
 you make a friend for 1000's years.

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To live a life i need heartbeat,
 2 have heartbeat i need a heart,
2 have heart i need happiness,
 to have happiness i need a friend,
 and 4 a friend i need U.ALWAYS

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Moon said to me,
 if ur friend is not messaging u why dont you leave ur friend.
I looked at moon and said does ur sky ever leave u when u dont shine.

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Sweetness can be defined without honey.

Fragnance can be defined without Rose.

But, friendship can't be defined without YOU.

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Friend is one,
 who (F)inds you in a (R)ush of people,
 (I)nspires you to do something in life,
 catch your (E)motions and
 (N)ever leaves you till (D)eath.

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As I saw ants crawl up the wall,
I noticed that no matter how busy they are,
 they still stop and communicate with each other.
 I hope we can be like them.

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Friendship is not a big fire which burns all day.
Its a small lamp, that burns till the last day of life.

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FRIENDSHIP SMS

Good FRIENDS CaRE for each Other..
CLoSE Friends UNDERSTaND each Other...
and TRUE Friends STaY forever
beyond words,
beyond time...** ( Friendship SMS   Language: English   Characters: 138)
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FRiEND in different lanaguages...
Iranian - DOST
German - FREUND
Herbew - CHAVER
French - AMi
Pinoy - KAiBiGAN
Dutch - VREND
Mexican - AMiGO

For me.. just simply "YOU"
(Friendship SMS   Language: English   Characters: 177)

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Stars has 5 ends
Square has 4 ends
Trinagle has 3 ends
Line has 2 ends
but Circle of our friendship has no end...
( Friendship SMS   Language: English   Characters: 117)

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A daily thought...

A silent tear...

A Constant wish that u r near...

Words are few but thoughts r deep...

Memories of our frenship i'll always keep!!
( Friendship SMS   Language: English   Characters: 161)

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Being a friend is not just sharing a joke, a conversation, a cup of coffee or a funny story. It means sharing an honest and true part of yourself.
( Friendship SMS   Language: English   Characters: 146)

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In this cruel world it is very difficult to find friend with beautiful heart, pure feelings, attractive personality & stylish looks. So learn to value me!
( Friendship SMS   Language: English   Characters: 154)

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When I was born, GOD said, "Oh No! Another IDIOT". When you were born, GOD said, "OH No! COMPETITION". Who knew, one day these two will become FREINDS FOREVER!
( Friendship SMS   Language: English   Characters: 159)

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Sometimes in life we think we don't need anyone. But sometime we don't have anyone when we need... So don't let your best buddies go ever...

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